pocket fentanyl

For many years, a vampire was the sexiest thing we could imagine

zohran campaign sign meme edit everyone is doing but the store front of a home depot is overlayed onto the background with the opacity turned down text says, i’m here you fuckaas bitch, which is from a huge meme run on bsky when some dude literally drove to a home depot to fight someone and said the aforementioned

Freeman eats poop

meadow soprano running upstairs in a purple shirt with an angry look on her face saying “i could’ve taken ecstasy but i didn’t!” but ecstasy has been edited out and replaced with tylenol

Sucks to be a cunt i guess

Orange and white cat with one folded ear in a metal shelter cage

@cait.bsky.social This guy looks so much like Adonis. His name is Crouton and he's up for adoption!
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Darude- thunderstorm coming 2025 q4

hey girl, me again. all these WMDs got me thinking about how i was never actually there for you, but now i realize id go to war for you. anyway, you don’t have to text back

Fentanyl is just dual-purpose pocket sand

if you’re over 30 and your friend group isn’t discussing: i’m not giving AOC $5, does this look infected? i can’t afford a dr., someone should just do it already, have you seen my vape?, if i got too active on linkedin you’d kill me right?, are you sitting on my vape? it’s time for new friends

One dance please

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ceci n’est pas une original recipe four loko

there’s no right or wrong way to do this but i typically recommend people start with engels’ principles of communism, and then kroptotkin’s conquest of bread. veasy to digest and not as “complicated” as marx. just read it though :)

www.marxists.org/archive/marx...

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thc stands for tony hawk chronic

girl are you a nft bc i just saved you

who up yearnin for the urn

an image of lou bega famous for the song mambo no. 5 tilting his hat and looking at the camera in a blue button up shirt the text says (to the tune of mambo no 5) i got angela, alexxxia, alisha and alisha, and as they continue, my followers getting deeper

1, 2, 3,4,5

perhaps the screams from the modems in the 90s were pleas to take the internet no further

smoking AI weed that melts all your fingers together

a joke ad mimicking “horny milfs in your area” on the left is a picture of a milf in white shirt smiling at the camera the text reads “my bake sale dead. i don’t want what’s left of your shriveled up balls. i only want sex. you won’t be able to last three seconds. click here. don’t miss trivia night” in response to some dork’s skeet on here from earlier today

is it joever yet

too late. wildcard starter pack is now live!