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meadow soprano running upstairs in a purple shirt with an angry look on her face saying “i could’ve taken ecstasy but i didn’t!” but ecstasy has been edited out and replaced with tylenol

meadow soprano running upstairs in a purple shirt with an angry look on her face saying “i could’ve taken ecstasy but i didn’t!” but ecstasy has been edited out and replaced with tylenol

24.09.2025 02:18 — 👍 31    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Sucks to be a cunt i guess

31.08.2025 07:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Orange and white cat with one folded ear in a metal shelter cage

Orange and white cat with one folded ear in a metal shelter cage

@cait.bsky.social This guy looks so much like Adonis. His name is Crouton and he's up for adoption!
x.com/HomewardPets...

28.06.2025 01:13 — 👍 280    🔁 40    💬 9    📌 12

Darude- thunderstorm coming 2025 q4

22.06.2025 20:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hey girl, me again. all these WMDs got me thinking about how i was never actually there for you, but now i realize id go to war for you. anyway, you don’t have to text back

22.06.2025 01:00 — 👍 24    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0

Fentanyl is just dual-purpose pocket sand

18.05.2025 17:31 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

if you’re over 30 and your friend group isn’t discussing: i’m not giving AOC $5, does this look infected? i can’t afford a dr., someone should just do it already, have you seen my vape?, if i got too active on linkedin you’d kill me right?, are you sitting on my vape? it’s time for new friends

10.05.2025 01:27 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

One dance please

03.05.2025 16:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤢

22.04.2025 07:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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🕯 ol’ botched cock 🕯
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02.04.2025 04:59 — 👍 20    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

ceci n’est pas une original recipe four loko

23.03.2025 03:54 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

there’s no right or wrong way to do this but i typically recommend people start with engels’ principles of communism, and then kroptotkin’s conquest of bread. veasy to digest and not as “complicated” as marx. just read it though :)

www.marxists.org/archive/marx...

www.marxists.org/reference/ar...

15.03.2025 17:45 — 👍 22    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

thc stands for tony hawk chronic

18.02.2025 04:47 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

girl are you a nft bc i just saved you

02.02.2025 02:20 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

who up yearnin for the urn

10.01.2025 07:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
an image of lou bega famous for the song mambo no. 5 tilting his hat and looking at the camera in a blue button up shirt 

the text says (to the tune of mambo no 5)

i got angela, alexxxia, alisha and alisha, and as they continue, my followers getting deeper

an image of lou bega famous for the song mambo no. 5 tilting his hat and looking at the camera in a blue button up shirt the text says (to the tune of mambo no 5) i got angela, alexxxia, alisha and alisha, and as they continue, my followers getting deeper

1, 2, 3,4,5

07.01.2025 00:47 — 👍 92    🔁 24    💬 4    📌 1
07.01.2025 00:29 — 👍 443    🔁 92    💬 5    📌 2

perhaps the screams from the modems in the 90s were pleas to take the internet no further

02.01.2025 00:07 — 👍 877    🔁 179    💬 8    📌 8

smoking AI weed that melts all your fingers together

03.01.2025 02:40 — 👍 47    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0
03.01.2025 00:15 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
a joke ad mimicking “horny milfs in your area”

on the left is a picture of a milf in white shirt smiling at the camera 

the text reads “my bake sale dead. i don’t want what’s left of your shriveled up balls. i only want sex. you won’t be able to last three seconds. click here. don’t miss trivia night”

in response to some dork’s skeet on here from earlier today

a joke ad mimicking “horny milfs in your area” on the left is a picture of a milf in white shirt smiling at the camera the text reads “my bake sale dead. i don’t want what’s left of your shriveled up balls. i only want sex. you won’t be able to last three seconds. click here. don’t miss trivia night” in response to some dork’s skeet on here from earlier today

03.01.2025 02:42 — 👍 25    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

is it joever yet

28.12.2024 04:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

too late. wildcard starter pack is now live!

11.12.2024 05:52 — 👍 125    🔁 32    💬 28    📌 4

why are they bowling for soup

11.12.2024 07:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
guy (pedro pascal) in blue shirt and blue pants laying down on the ground looking at his phone and smiling

guy (pedro pascal) in blue shirt and blue pants laying down on the ground looking at his phone and smiling

me re-reading my own skeets after it gets reskeeted

07.12.2024 04:14 — 👍 128    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 0

if you’re from a town less than 50k you call it “the” walmart

04.11.2024 06:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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