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Neil Adams

@neiladamssk.bsky.social

Washed up screamo bassist Community Arts and culture guy

93 Followers  |  190 Following  |  124 Posts  |  Joined: 15.02.2024  |  2.06

Latest posts by neiladamssk.bsky.social on Bluesky

Here, matey, how's that for strawberry cordial? Try some of this hot root punch. How d'you like plum an' damson cake? Have a wedge. D'you reckon you'd get the better of one of these apple dumplings? Come on then.

02.11.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe the Polish will send someone to get their belt back

31.10.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Beard and glasses man yawning in modern office

BuzzFeed

Doctors Warn This Common Daily Habit Is Making You Feel Exhausted All Day

18 hours ago. By Leigh Weingus

Beard and glasses man yawning in modern office BuzzFeed Doctors Warn This Common Daily Habit Is Making You Feel Exhausted All Day 18 hours ago. By Leigh Weingus

Saved you a click: it's performing the charade of life in a spiritual wasteland

30.10.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1307    πŸ” 231    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4

Serious

29.10.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
28.10.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ed himself always says how much he loves the computer, but hates what we've done to it with enshitification and AI. If they wanted to summarize his opinions in a short statement, maybe start with that! Reading is your friend!

27.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On the bright side, extended exposure to stellar and interstellar radiation will make everyone sterile. If they plan on "living" in space they'll all get cancer! We don't actually know how to shield our physiology from interstellar cosmic rays in a practical way

25.10.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We Can Remember it For You Wholesale

20.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't own a bee. you can give them a place to live but if they leave they leave

17.10.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's not jump to conclusions here, could be anyone

16.10.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably best to chase it indefinitely

15.10.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3781    πŸ” 532    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 10
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09.10.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7282    πŸ” 2934    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 55

Eventually I realised that I could just do the same thing back to him with no consequences and made everything into a short joke. Got him a phone book to stand on so he could see through the passthru, said "tall order" a lot. Got real mad about it, but he was just a lil guy so i just lil guyed him

09.10.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait to PAY SOMEONE to go back to being personally insulted by a 5'4" sous chef.

09.10.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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George isn’t gonna get to make the last Mad Max movie so he’s trying to make the Wasteland happen for real

09.10.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Bakoooooon tweet dated 2020, I don't have a home gym. I have an old boy room. When the plague is over i am going to emerge a monster

Bakoooooon tweet dated 2020, I don't have a home gym. I have an old boy room. When the plague is over i am going to emerge a monster

07.10.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, no tip? That's cool. One day, Anubis will weigh your soul against the feather of fate

05.10.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Am I into witchcraft? Yeah, which craft brewery I’m about to get a DUI on the way home from

05.10.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 838    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

decentralized platforms! federation! user input! i’m here because i suffer from a cluster of character defects that force me to say stupid stuff all day long i’m not here because i know what any of that is lmao

03.10.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1820    πŸ” 220    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 8

Read this sincerely as a screed against corn, and it makes about the same amount of sense. It's the internet, of course someone truly believes that corn causes ED

01.10.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. β€œI don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. β€œMaybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

08.09.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12218    πŸ” 2273    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 64
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Girlfriend

human (weak)

high maintenance

probably cheating on you

not capable of space travel

will bring dishonour on your house

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Vor'cha heavy attack cruiser

18 disruptor cannons, three photon torpedo launchers

tactical cloak

can reach up to Warp 9.6

exists only for the glory of the Klingon Empire

Picture of woman text follows Girlfriend human (weak) high maintenance probably cheating on you not capable of space travel will bring dishonour on your house Picture of Klingon attack cruiser text follows Vor'cha heavy attack cruiser 18 disruptor cannons, three photon torpedo launchers tactical cloak can reach up to Warp 9.6 exists only for the glory of the Klingon Empire

26.09.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It COULD lay eggs in you xenomorph style, that sharp guy on the butt is the ovipositor. Eats wood beetles, mostly harmless

24.09.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Technologically advance a band:

3.05 Metre Pole

21.09.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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20.09.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That being said I am left handed. Unless you want 1 of the 2 guitars they have, you're not going to have a good time anyway. Guess playing a guitar before you buy it is for rightys.

18.09.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had such a bad time at the music store that I bought a guitar sight unseen on the internet

18.09.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Boonta Vista
Kill the Computer
Guys: a podcast about guys
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Wrestling Observer Radio

Sorry ladies, I'm taken.

17.09.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

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