Here, matey, how's that for strawberry cordial? Try some of this hot root punch. How d'you like plum an' damson cake? Have a wedge. D'you reckon you'd get the better of one of these apple dumplings? Come on then.
02.11.2025 23:35 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Maybe the Polish will send someone to get their belt back
31.10.2025 01:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Beard and glasses man yawning in modern office
BuzzFeed
Doctors Warn This Common Daily Habit Is Making You Feel Exhausted All Day
18 hours ago. By Leigh Weingus
Saved you a click: it's performing the charade of life in a spiritual wasteland
30.10.2025 15:11 β π 1307 π 231 π¬ 17 π 4
Serious
29.10.2025 20:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
28.10.2025 23:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ed himself always says how much he loves the computer, but hates what we've done to it with enshitification and AI. If they wanted to summarize his opinions in a short statement, maybe start with that! Reading is your friend!
27.10.2025 18:01 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
On the bright side, extended exposure to stellar and interstellar radiation will make everyone sterile. If they plan on "living" in space they'll all get cancer! We don't actually know how to shield our physiology from interstellar cosmic rays in a practical way
25.10.2025 15:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
25.10.2025 00:02 β π 405 π 134 π¬ 5 π 6
We Can Remember it For You Wholesale
20.10.2025 22:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Can't own a bee. you can give them a place to live but if they leave they leave
17.10.2025 04:31 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Let's not jump to conclusions here, could be anyone
16.10.2025 23:44 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Probably best to chase it indefinitely
15.10.2025 00:25 β π 3781 π 532 π¬ 58 π 10
09.10.2025 08:05 β π 7282 π 2934 π¬ 36 π 55
Eventually I realised that I could just do the same thing back to him with no consequences and made everything into a short joke. Got him a phone book to stand on so he could see through the passthru, said "tall order" a lot. Got real mad about it, but he was just a lil guy so i just lil guyed him
09.10.2025 19:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Can't wait to PAY SOMEONE to go back to being personally insulted by a 5'4" sous chef.
09.10.2025 19:16 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
George isnβt gonna get to make the last Mad Max movie so heβs trying to make the Wasteland happen for real
09.10.2025 02:01 β π 100 π 10 π¬ 0 π 0
Bakoooooon tweet dated 2020, I don't have a home gym. I have an old boy room. When the plague is over i am going to emerge a monster
07.10.2025 00:34 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Oh, no tip? That's cool. One day, Anubis will weigh your soul against the feather of fate
05.10.2025 17:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Am I into witchcraft? Yeah, which craft brewery Iβm about to get a DUI on the way home from
05.10.2025 00:55 β π 838 π 69 π¬ 4 π 3
decentralized platforms! federation! user input! iβm here because i suffer from a cluster of character defects that force me to say stupid stuff all day long iβm not here because i know what any of that is lmao
03.10.2025 15:16 β π 1820 π 220 π¬ 19 π 8
Read this sincerely as a screed against corn, and it makes about the same amount of sense. It's the internet, of course someone truly believes that corn causes ED
01.10.2025 17:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βIβm strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farmβ of course you do. Youβre twelve. βI donβt want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only mealβ hell yeah homie youβre twelve. βMaybe if thereβs crime we should just send the armyβ bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
08.09.2025 00:51 β π 12218 π 2273 π¬ 82 π 64
Picture of woman text follows
Girlfriend
human (weak)
high maintenance
probably cheating on you
not capable of space travel
will bring dishonour on your house
Picture of Klingon attack cruiser text follows
Vor'cha heavy attack cruiser
18 disruptor cannons, three photon torpedo launchers
tactical cloak
can reach up to Warp 9.6
exists only for the glory of the Klingon Empire
26.09.2025 21:31 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Megarhyssa - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megarhy...
It COULD lay eggs in you xenomorph style, that sharp guy on the butt is the ovipositor. Eats wood beetles, mostly harmless
24.09.2025 19:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Technologically advance a band:
3.05 Metre Pole
21.09.2025 22:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
20.09.2025 18:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
That being said I am left handed. Unless you want 1 of the 2 guitars they have, you're not going to have a good time anyway. Guess playing a guitar before you buy it is for rightys.
18.09.2025 22:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Had such a bad time at the music store that I bought a guitar sight unseen on the internet
18.09.2025 22:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Boonta Vista
Kill the Computer
Guys: a podcast about guys
Big soft titty dot png
Wrestling Observer Radio
Sorry ladies, I'm taken.
17.09.2025 16:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
13.09.2025 04:11 β π 8913 π 1228 π¬ 432 π 2194
βοΈ Referee at AEW
π First woman to officiate a world-title main event on PPV
π Featured in Forbes, S.I.
β¨ Podcaster, video game maker, community builder, oyster farmer
π² Proud flannel-wearing, coffee-drinking PNW resident
Leader of the RUMBLE TEAM
Actor, Stunt Man, Fighter, Father
Watch me knock fools out on All Elite Wrestling & Ring of Honor
Host of Wrestling With Wregret since 2013! Commentary for POW! Pro Wrestling & Prestige Wrestling. Also as seen on Ring of Honor and DOA Pro Wrestling!
Husband, (Buff) Dad, Comrade.
I lift weights, listen to Nu Metal and HATE America πΊπΈ π πΉπ
Liberals DNI β
I write the media/internet/culture/politics/whatever newsletter The Present Age: www.readtpa.com
Chicagoan / wife of @kaylapekkala.com / second favorite human to two dogs / not an activist / likes baseball
independent writer of citationneeded.news and @web3isgoinggreat.com β’ tech researcher and cryptocurrency industry critic β’ software engineer β’ wikipedian
support my work: citationneeded.news/signup
links: mollywhite.net/linktree
πππ
We live under an alternative rock http://mylinx.cc/eve6
ππ» this user has been kicked out of Musso & Frank for wearing a tank top
if you like these posts please buy a book: https://asterismbooks.com/product/double-black-diamond-mads-gobbo-miles-klee
Recovering forum poster, politics doomer, basketball nerd. I write code for a living. He/him. Views entirely my own.
Deputy Chair of the Ankh-Morpork Postersβ Guild
π³οΈββ§οΈ rights are human rights
public defender doing death penalty/1st degree murder cases. @/bethbourdon on twitter, bbourdon on Insta.
chicago area data journalist/scientist/wrangler, duolingo vietnamese language learner. the best chicago banh mi is at nhu lan on lawrence st
π chief looker, @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social
π΅π»ββοΈ chief lurker, @bestofnextdoor.bsky.social
π£οΈ chief talker, @takpr.bsky.social
π
π»ββοΈ def not @myunhingedskeet.bsky.social
I make @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social I used to make Reply All. One day I will be in the ground hopefully flowers will grow out of me
Music:
Slowfawns.bandcamp.com
Western kabuki (the official podcast of Bluesky):
patreon.com/weste
sold art to pamela anderson once
will eventually finish my graphic novel
I can be your sweatie angle or your dakrest debil
why is bart so tall?
links: linktr.ee/tallbart
I got sunshine on a cloudy day
mutuals ONLY follow my private alt @acabylonc.bsky.social