Teela

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Apparently there is also a pizza tracker and last time there was this much pizza consumed, they attacked Iran?

@scottwiener.bsky.social and @governor.ca.gov

ICE is taking courts and taking people who are legally going through the process. Is there any way for now that Immigration court can go solely online to protect people? It happened for Covid, why can’t it happen for this?

BREAKING NEWS: Local water sausage executes a flawless 360,493° ultra-zoom mega spin. Physicists baffled.

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I needed this today

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bluesky is the #1 app for introspection

Says the woman with thousands of dollars worth of plastic surgery

"Nobody’s going to spit on our police officers," says Trump, who four months ago pardoned people who beat police officers with pipes, flagpoles, baseball bats and 2-by-4s at the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.

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Oh no not a band playing!! The inhumanity of it all! 😆

im really shocked the republicans are focusing on the mexican plan to retake california when theyve ignored the way the irish have already secured multiple strongholds in this country.

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If Trump revokes Elon’s citizenship then he will go full Mt. Vesuvius and Trump will be Pompeii.

Proof this guy is full of SITH.

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Is it a scam?…Yep

This is perfect. Absolutely perfect.

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Nobody is even remotely surprised. Look at that guy.

You mean this cactus, right?

So now he is using Palestinian as a slur. 😐😑 To everyone who said Kamala and Trump were the same

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Does this mean we’re winning now?

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The sheer stupidity of that man #RFKJr

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There is no almost about it! #AlinaHabba

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Can we just impeach him already?

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The CEOs got greedy, they wanted everything for themselves and enabled a felon right into the highest office in the land. They wanted trickle down economics, a huge tax break and were okay with breaking United Stated democracy to do it. They can shut the whole way up.

🤣🤣 Man I loved that ride. If you haven’t gone on Gravitron and ended up on your head when the ride slowed down, you haven’t lived!

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Sales must be BAD. They look so desperate #Trump #Elon

Oooh, Tesla sales must be TANKING in the USA #ElonMuskIsaLoser

Why Democrats don’t do more for the farmer and actively court their vote is beyond me. They just give it away to the Republicans