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best i can do is a new kind of door handle

19.02.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hamnet by far

19.02.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he defies all odds to be a dripping wet piece of old leather

18.02.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bruh

18.02.2026 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

always figured butlerian jihad was about judith

17.02.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i feel like i’m losing my mind. the other day someone was ordering and his phone starts responding to him bc he just has chatgpt voice mode open πŸ˜“πŸ€ͺ😭

11.02.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as the owner of a cafe i feel like i need to state that people talk about this constantly, everyone every day is talking about chatgpt, or alone on a laptop using chatgpt

11.02.2026 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he looks like he’s facing every direction at once

04.02.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and that’s beautiful

03.02.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

patio is just bricks on the ground deck is back raised porch

03.02.2026 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i love

29.01.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they want the verge to just be youtube shorts about phones so bad

08.01.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PERF !!! xo

26.12.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

COOL !

06.12.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

goated

29.11.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why’s he soooo lubed up

05.11.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

likely place for him to be

18.10.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

actually in the Poster’s Administration that’s all who gets to stay in a shutdown

01.10.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why am i getting so many notifications bro im scared

25.09.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

our dollars should be spent producing as many of these guys as possible

24.09.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 458    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

the final line goes soooo crazy. just dunking on yourself in extraordinary ways

23.09.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pause

04.07.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she's just incentivizing their recycleability by making them useless anywhere else but the bin

02.07.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mf beast coast baby

28.06.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if i were just taking a look around in the mines it would've gone different no disrespect to pippin

21.06.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my dad gave me breakfast of champions at the same age

16.06.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bro if god didn't want dogs to eat bees then why's it soo cute :(

03.06.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is classique banquet hall luxury and guess what i’d eat every bite

23.05.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

shop dot mary oliver dot com im cracking up

22.05.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when people with lifetimes of wealth enact their luxurious lifestyle by purchasing the Expensive Stuff at whole foods like was it worth it man.. you’re hoarding it all for graza?

18.05.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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