Rantasmo

So you're telling me someone convinced a bunch of people to make computers solve math problems so difficult that it's destroying the planet's water supply...

I'm pretty positive on adulthood cause I get to say things from Batman: The Animated Series like "I have a fundraiser to attend" "The Council votes on that tomorrow" and "Oh no! The Riddler!"

this is very much not the core of the issue. we tolerate all sorts of biological advantages and disadvantages in sports. the real fundamental question here is: why is this one different than the others?

This game is great if you like sitcoms and hate fascism! And it’s free!

Yeah, Daniel was the only one I expressed romantic interest in

@stefangagne.com Really enjoyed the new game! Found one bug: Daniel was my love interest but graphically it showed Cat as the one dancing with Juno at the end

There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.

This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.

A thread on how to do that 🧵

"Every journalist and politician paying for a blue check mark on X is funding the sexual abuse of children and non-consensual porn of adult women."

banning X is a national security issue for every country, plain and simple

its explicit goal is to amplify and empower the largest Nazi-adjacent party in every country in which it operates

it is also the largest deepfake porn generator in the world

this is not a difficult call to make

Democrats should run on the fact that their opposition is literally killing Americans and destroying the country.

It’s not hyperbole. That’s the message they should be blasting out to media every day.

They are killing Americans and destroying the country. They hate our freedom. They hate democracy

I don't care if she didn't follow directions; I don't care if she was disrespectful; I don't care if she was noncompliant; I don't care if she spit in his face, called him ugly, and smacked his mom - "immediate execution by the state" was not warranted; jfc, this isn't complicated.

Horrifying film, Juliet from Lost is very clearly under duress at the end. Molly Shannon is perfect as always.

Watched Santa Clause 2 for the first time and I for one would rather allow the magic of Christmas to disappear forever than marry Tim Allen

The kind .. you find … in a second hand store

How am I gonna be an Optimus about this

Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.

We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."

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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.

I just kind of think all these people should, after a fair trial in which they are zealously represented before a jury of their peers, be eaten

Somehow, James Bond returned...

90s kid giving fingerguns in stylised video game neon backdrop saying “I don’t really give a fuck what people buy with food stamps and if you do it’s because you’re a fucking loser”

You heard me

at this point, i’d be happy just applying a single slurp juice to my remaining ape

A shot from STRANGERS WITH CANDY of a beautifully decorated poster with a photo of Jerri Blank smiling and giving two thumbs up. The poster reads “I’m a Stupid Whore.”

Four shocked teens holding a much less impressive sign that reads “Jerri Blank is a Stupid Whore.”

Whoever’s been sitting on the Russian piss tape this whole time, watching Trump post a video of himself shitting on hundreds of people.

This is absolutely wild.

Bowser in his clown-copter from Super Mario World.

Women don’t like the vehicle.

Shutting down a government so one dude can continue to get away with having molested kids.

Nooooo Kings!

It has been a rough day, someone please recommend a cozy video game where I can play as a witch farmer or some shit