It’s always grated on me how the chorus doesn’t scan. “We’re gonna win the World Cup final” would’ve fitted perfectly, albeit untrue.

I remember Smash Hits reviewing PSB’s Can You Forgive Her and said it was an total rip-off of Colourbox’s World Cup Theme…

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My favourite ‘Even better than that’…

This appeared in my Facebook memories today. A beautiful tribute courtesy of my dear old mum…

I just complained that I hate the pretentious way he has to end the song so gradually. I don’t think she was listening…

Goddess? That was a hideous racket.

#TOTP

The backing to this Whitney track sounds like someone unsuccessfully trying to kick a damp cardboard box off their foot… #TOTP

Nothing clever to say, so I’m just going to say this is a fucking hideous racket. Who on earth finds this pleasurable to listen to? #TOTP

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The Welsh Rod Stewart… #TOTP

Which isn’t a good thing…

I’ve got it being sung along to in my ear, so count yourself lucky…

No, but I remember - genuinely - and my best mate does as we still sometimes say it, but once he went to take a badge out of his pocket and got the wrong pocket and said “Ooh, I nearly brought out John the One”. I can only imagine it means what you’d imagine. Genuinely. Too odd to make up!

Could it perhaps be a development of this? Maybe he wasn’t doing well and created a ‘pop’ spin-off to try and be cool? Bit like an early Dooby Duck’s Disco Bus? Would kind of fit I suppose…

Is it just me, or does the line ‘stock car racing is magic’ not scan very well? A double -syllable word like ‘ace’ or ‘great’ would sound better in my opinion. This is the problem with choosing catchphrase over quality…

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Funny you should say that, was listening to this in the car the other day. At 10:10 is a parody asking the same question youtu.be/7C25WIdr1K8?...

Isn’t that Lee Limer, the dancer from n-trance, on bass? #TOTP

Half-decent follow-up to I Can’t Help Myself… #TOTP

What an utter pile of vomit-inducing wank this Lauryn Hill shite is… 🤮🤮🤮 #TOTP

If the Cheeky Girls were English… #TOTP

I have the CD single of Sister Sway! #TOTP

No DJ Sakin then? No, but we can have Blur on who aren’t even in the charts. This is why back then I’d stopped watching #TOTP

Tim Vine’s first ever TV appearance right now… #TOTP

Teaching is like visiting Royston Vasey. I’ve been trying to leave for years now, but I can’t get a job doing anything else. Even temp agencies that’ll find me work are supply teaching. Has anyone got any ideas what else I can try and do, because I’m fed up to the back teeth with teaching. Thanks!

Morning Mr. Meldrew! Keeping your bowels open?

Zippy wanted to say something on my behalf…

Give over! Get away! *approaches with broom*

Here’s a picture of a woman with her arms folded, just for @ricardoautobahn.co.uk