old man boywife

I am of course referring to the eBay seller who feeds me magic cards

Thank you Cyclopean Trader I love you Cyclopean Trader

Not you, people who can see this.

"*but actually don't follow me or I'll block you*" does literally nothing to deter you freaks.

My left hand in lamp light. I have a splint on my thumb and black k-tape on my two middle fingers around the bottom knuckles. My nails look good though.

HAVIN A BIG OL FUCKING TIME

Curzon Odo SPECIFICALLY

I knew a guy and it seemed better than my job at the time. Been there eight years as of last month.

Oh man. Basically every square has a deal breaker but I reeeeally want to see Castle Rat.........

The only downside to alt text is seeing how many people refuse to use it correctly.

Use alt text so my mute list works or get blocked idk

No this makes sense

It's not just that it COULD happen

Finally my time has come

Terror mask from splatterhouse

Don't start the "hear me out" conversation with me if you draw the line at Voldo Soul Calibur 4

Somehow the concept of caring doesn't even cross their minds?? Very discouraging.

I'm over here being suggested shit like injectable biologics and upadacitinib as my body falls apart, doing ERP therapy (horrible) to even be ABLE to treat my illness, and my family is like "come to Thanksgiving, we invited your conspiracy theory uncle, none of us have masked in four years"

IN DENNY'S DEFENSE

Denny: they should make a Drew Badden

Me: this is Danny Gonzalez

Would you believe NONE OF THE ABOVE was the worst of it? And today was??

Fingers crossed this is the last time I wake up to gunfire in or around my building.

It's me I'm bogles

REPORTED

You don't even need to search that, the algorithm knows

Come onnnnn not again

Except for the other trees with 100% green leaves. Seasonal whiplash.

My god. Yesterday it was orange and pretty outside and all of the leaves turned grey and fell off OVERNIGHT.

Anyway I max out the hip abductor machine on a regular basis and I'm deciding to take a break from that.

I don't HAVE a joke to make about this so I'll just say it: I trained the fuck out of my glute meds for no reason and now my butt is the weirdest it has ever looked. I grew my hips multiple inches. Like several. For WHAT. For what?? For no reason?????

Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX