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hey everybody lifelong tech expert here

> "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility

that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps

Who was president on January 18, 2021? I just can’t remember for the life of me.

It’s a common malady of our time, but far more common among rightoids recalling who was president in 2020.

A disturbed person wearing a US flag t-shirt, left, looks at their phone while exclaiming, “Invasion?!? I did not vote for this..” A person wearing a Russian flag hoodie, right, has their hand on US flag person’s shoulder as they ask, “first time huh.” Military boats and helicopters are in the water and air in the background.

“The birth plan for our children was to go to a remote area where it would take a rescue helicopter and hour just to get to us” is one of the weirdest flexes I could think of.

President Trump, standing completely still with a blank expression on his face, while people behind him are helping a guy who is having a medical emergency during a live press event about healthcare.

(Cuts to black, Curb Your Enthusiasm song starts playing)

Cool so they’re just speed running enshittification.

Thanks, I’m glad that got cleared up quickly.

Preordered. Thanks, Bryan! Been loving the Fox Patrol.

I, too, listen to Ed Zitron’s podcast.

#ACAB
#FuckThePolice

ACAB includes this guy AND John McClane.

At least it won’t take us twenty years to admit we lost the next war.

She is only starting to make sense in comparison to the rest of her party, which has turned the batshit crazy knob alllll the way up.

Andy Ngo needs to have a milkshake and stfu.

It would be funny if that hailey account turned out to be… a bot.

He looks like the adult the baby from Eraserhead would grow up to be.

He also doesn’t know how to wear a plate carrier.

JD Vance “bald baby” meme on plain blue background

Nobody knows when the fast food diet is gonna catch up, but I take some solace in knowing that the movement the far right has built is a personality cult, and none of the red hats are in a hurry to follow this guy:

Ah yes, the good ol’ renegade HPG network.

That’s not beyond the imaginable scope of reality.

If that’s what happens, I hope they all have the guts to walk out.

“It’s not a dot com bubble! It’s a tech bubble with dot com characteristics!”

Love them all, but the trans rifleman is a vibe

I’m terribly sad for the loss to her family, her loved ones, and all of those who were blessed to have known her. Her words and actions were an inspiration for all who yearn for freedom, and strive for a better future for all people in solidarity.

With funding like this, it’s only a matter of time before the AI bubble bursts.

“This country has about 4 firearms for every person in it. 35 years ago, we introduced a machine that renders some people incapable of relating to other human beings as people. Let’s see what happens.”

“My family tree is a stump.”
-Mojo Nixon

That’s what happens when entire editorial staffs are replaced with algorithms designed to drive engagement above all other considerations.

Anime-style cartoon image of a woman. First panel, she is saying “to be honest, I’m different from other girls…” Second panel, she continues, “Legally I’m a nihilistic violent extremist.”

“Justice would be letting our drunk boy at Nuremberg use a bungee cord when tying the noose. Boing, boing!”

The way this country treats poor people is just fucking vile. This is heartbreaking.

*WAS a bag of shit.

For what? Most of us never even played Helldivers 2.