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Your name would be Photos Cameragirl, and you breathe through your skin

there was a smash or pass bracket at BLFC and while I broadly agreed with the crowd there were some hashes that deeply confused me and some passes that confused me even more

lol. and furthermore lmao

When I worked at Fred Meyer I had to literally hold my breath when I was scanning somebody’s cilantro. One time I accidentally failed and got a direct whiff of it and actually *threw up in my mouth* and had to hide that from the customer

I remember when i was pretty new to smoking weed i took a hefty bong rip and we went to watch the Behind the Scenes Production for Bambi with friends. And 5 minutes in I was so mad i had to leave the room because everything sounded like this video

THAT IS SO FUCKING COOL CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE SO PROUD OF YOURSELF

yeah I’d be surprised, I have a MacBook Pro with an m3 chip and it doesn’t blink when downloading even at 2 gigabit

oh lmao. I thought there might be some fans that spin up to incredible speed or something, I knot the cpu cooler in my desktop ramps up over 1 gigabit

what happens when you reach those download speeds? Genuine question, I have never used a Mac mini haha

the argument about LLM sentience is absurd because they don't even have faces to eat, or mouths to eat faces with. and as we know, only face-eaters (humans, chimpanzees, pigs, etc) are sentient

SHIT

i've grown in coconut coir before, it worked great!

THROUGH BUYING THE TWO MAGIC OF THEM

do you guys think the province of morrowind gets to set its own interest rates. or are they dependent on the imperial central bank

YouTube video by ClickHole These People Reminisce About The First Time They Understood The Joke Of Bart Simpson (Rude)

youtu.be/uXKoiJrEUtI?...

no it’s actually like suuuuuoer reasonable and normal to not record yourself celebrating with nazis. in fact I would go so far as to say that is the thing that is obscene, here. he should be barred from a whole lot more than the locker room of the us olympic hockey team because of who he is actually

the us team gets no funding by the government. It’s a nonprofit

Do you think Olympic teams are… part of the government??? dude. they’re a private entity lol

shit or throw him out themselves they’re fucking hockey players I think they can manage it

call security. what are you even saying here lmao. The fbi director doesn’t get a special “immune to trespassing” pass. it’s not his locker room, he can’t be there if the team says he can’t

oh god, yeah, Grave of the Fireflies is absolutely up there for me as well

and hands us two tickets to AMAZING seats, right at the very lowest level of the upper floor where we had a PERFECT view of the orchestra from above. it was incredible. i should forget my tickets more often

we go to the box office and i explain my situation to the lady there so she can look us up. she goes "so where were you sitting, do you remember?"

and i say "i don't remember exactly, but it was way up in the back right of the upper floor"

and she goes "not anymore. congrats, you're upgraded"

okay so i accidentally left my phone in the car because we had to park farther away than we expected and it took us a while to find parking so we had to hoof it and i forgot to toss it in my pocket. of course i only realize this as we get to the doors, because my tickets exist only on my phone

okay, so first off: this ruled. it turns out hearing a live orchestral performance hits harder than a recording. do people know about this?

secondly: i have a funny story here, which i will continue in the next post for character limit reasons

A painting by Laura Freas of a woman astronaut standing next to a tall, bipedal, lizard-like alien who is holding up a glowing sphere, and seems to smile down at the human, who reaches out as though to take the sphere, with a smile. Text reads "always accept orbs from lizards"

Tonight I am going to see a screening of how to train your dragon (the original of course) with a live orchestra doing the music

A store with a sign that says “ADULT NOVELTIES - BJORK ALBUMS - MAGIC POKEMON YUGIOH - AIRSOFT GUNS”

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

dj pauly d @smellagillis • 9h : my father is bisexual so this is his shelf in his freezer that he only uses for chilling martini glasses. he will get mad and start yelling about how no one respects him if we put anything else up there.

bisexual martini glass shelf