@smarttheverb.bsky.social
principle investigator
sizzle nite
06.01.2026 00:12 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0must be the big star about to fall
01.01.2026 05:16 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0mama here comes midnight with the dead moon in its jaws
01.01.2026 04:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0new santa smokes a juul
25.12.2025 00:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ah, the world! Oh, the world!
bowling alleys should ban people who are too good like casinos
21.12.2025 00:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I wanna dance with somebody who hates me
13.12.2025 20:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0runners up:
geese - getting killed
dijon - baby
cheekface - middle spoon
mj lenderman - manning fireworks
haroula rose and oliver hill - cycles
alien boy - you wanna fade?
earl sweatshirt - live laugh love
sweepers - sweepers
alex g - headlights
order at the bar // chaos outside
07.12.2025 01:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0album of the year
07.12.2025 01:42 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This really can't be allowed to exist in a society. Americans are paranoid enough as it is. Imagine if every single interaction you have also had a potential ulterior, financial motive behind it. Every conversation would feel like talking to a car salesman.
04.12.2025 15:05 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0again, it's not a balloon
28.11.2025 00:43 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0it's joever
28.11.2025 00:40 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0bidirectional GFCIs required by NEC would be nice
26.11.2025 20:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0the real issue isn't outages it's GFCIs
26.11.2025 19:03 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0warm night before thanksgiving
youtu.be/44mJKQndepU?...
GBBO is always like "for bread week we've asked our bakers to make a meat pie"
22.11.2025 01:15 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0yello
19.11.2025 00:55 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0everything you got that isnโt busted yet // is wearing down every time you use it
17.11.2025 00:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0damn
10.11.2025 02:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0team wally night
10.11.2025 02:25 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0got a cute little lamp
06.11.2025 00:36 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Reviewbrah of Report of the Week is in a thrift store. He's wearing a gray suit with a white shirt and light green tie. The trousers hang pin straight without a pucker or ripple.
look how beautifully these trousers hang
03.11.2025 00:31 โ ๐ 9948 ๐ 532 ๐ฌ 307 ๐ 85bumblebee chill
03.11.2025 00:51 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0