Rachel

(Bee-gees voice)Taichung night market night markeeeet

Riker tooting on that boner

The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater

Chicago ❤️s U

this is biggie and tupac for people whose rural hospital is about to close

I refuse to have a take and you can’t make me

I know none of this is funny and I’m not sure what wall I’ve hit where I’m resorting to jokes, but I swear “Chipocolypse Now” sounds like something chips ahoy or the Keebler elves gave us in the 80s

Chicago keeping art alive:

Love to see ASO fully embrace doing it for the plot this year

I aspire to have half the swagger of my grandfather

Came to the comments looking for “how much to sit on it” and left disappointed.

I feel like doing this every time I try to dock a divvy tbf

people feel really comfortable saying really out of pocket things to me and I dunno how to change that like I’m already a huge bitch what more can I do

A pinback button. It shows the transgender “trine” combining three sex symbols, with a “peace sign” in the middle. Around the edge it reads, “Money for hormones, not war.”

Iran Join Rick as he explores the most surprising and fascinating land he's ever visited: Iran. In a one-hour, ground-breaking travel special on public television, you'll discover the splendid monuments of...

In the spring of 2008, I feared America was on the verge of war with Iran — and, believing that it’s good style to get to know people before you bomb them, I made “Rick Steves’ Iran,” a one-hour special that could (and would) only debut on PBS. Sadly, this special has become pertinent again today.

every time I get passed by some 20 yr old on the lakefront the pettiness takes hold and I will burn my quads to the embers to get them behind me again 😤

This little sideways ghost graffiti is popping up all over the Northside and I think it’s cute. It’s a little classic sheet ghost who has two eyes and it looks like he’s gently drifting on the breeze. This one is on a bus shelter bench in North Center.

Lil buddy ghost

Literally begging for a hot woman with a bag of Reese’s pieces to train me into being an extrovert

Lunch for the week is cooked, all the laundry is done, tomorrow’s work clothes laid out & gym bag packed and yet The Dread.

I want you to put the world out there that we back up

Jesus to Mary Magdalene

ACAB includes umpires

No one ever tells you one day you’ll take your pukka shell necklace off for the last time 😢

Oooh there’s some nice parts of Wisconsin on that route!

A screen cap of an article hed with a photo of a chef in a stainless steel kitchen, peaking potatoes. There are 6 additional chefs working in the background. The headline is “Diet of Worms will help us survive climate change, say top chefs”. The post is a play on the famous Edict of Worms, issued by the Diet of Worms, which condemned Martin Luther as a heretic.

Glad to see we’re addressing the root cause of all of this: Luther’s heresy

A small brindled French bulldog with a greying face and paws lies in a sunbeam on a white tiled floor. She is very dozy and cozy looking and also quite rotund.

Gotta bake the potato

Thanks the Pitt for reminding me that I’m straight enough for a broken man in slutty little glasses

A steel framed gravel bike in sparkling English racing green with big fat tan sidewalk tires, copper striped bar tape, and a sick SRAM xplr drivetrain. It is sick as fuck.

New! Bike! Day!

100% your 30’s will be way more chill - once the fear of getting old is over you actually come out feeling a whole lot younger ime

Everybody romanticizing about the heyday of American manufacturing needs to carefully listen to one (1) Bruce Springsteen song.