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@redtim.bsky.social

Your friendly neighbourhood seagull enthusiast. Author of a poor design. (He/him)

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Oh, goddamn.

09.02.2026 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bluesky Map Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.

I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!

bluesky-map.theo.io

I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail

08.02.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2989    πŸ” 969    πŸ’¬ 261    πŸ“Œ 1917

Yes, it is. Congratulations.

09.02.2026 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You say "produce electoral success" as if Labour had anything to do with it. Winning a landslide on less votes than the election before and only the merest quiver of an increase in vote share is a glitch in the system, nothing more.

09.02.2026 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The cyclist couriers of Westminster can feel the hairs on the back of their necks twitching.

08.02.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings characters. Right answers only

08.02.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Not THAT one!!

(but also good)

08.02.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
07.02.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6579    πŸ” 2566    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 22
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Palestinian Uncles doing freestyle poetry battles coming with some of the hardest lines I’ve heard in a long time.

08.02.2026 09:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1247    πŸ” 366    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 77

Just way, way too many *things* in it. Utterly unimpenetrable, horrible visual style and absolutely no fun whatsoever. I regretted it within 24 hours of purchase, sold it almost immediately and bought Helldivers 2 instead, which I loved.

07.02.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Been out all day. Has he resigned yet?

07.02.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

"The Greens need to fix 'X' in order to become electable" is sounding increasingly like cope given literally everything else going on in the country and the world right now.

05.02.2026 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Kitty Donaldson @kitty-donald... β€’ 1m
EXC: Disgraced peer Peter Mandelson was directly involved in helping Morgan McSweeney select Labour's
parliamentary candidates ahead of the 2024 general election, a party whistleblower told The i Paper.

Kitty Donaldson @kitty-donald... β€’ 1m EXC: Disgraced peer Peter Mandelson was directly involved in helping Morgan McSweeney select Labour's parliamentary candidates ahead of the 2024 general election, a party whistleblower told The i Paper.

The MPs who will choose the next Prime Minister once Starmer inevitably resigns were hand-picked by friend of Jeffrey Epstein, the serially disgraced Peter Mandelson.

Expect them to force Mandelson's protege Wes Streeting on us.

04.02.2026 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 16

So what arrangements have been put in place to make sure that people can get to their medical appointments?

05.02.2026 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

There are certain people on this site (and in the halls of congress) who think everything is a distraction instead of understanding the federal government is very big and powerful and can do lots of (evil) things at once. There are no distractions just omnibattle

30.01.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

That motherfucker has spent hours in front of the mirror thinking he looks the absolute shit, you can just tell.

30.01.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the primary blocker to UBI is the puritan belief that humanity is so sinful and depraved that it should not be permitted personhood unless it becomes 'civilised'

that's how liberal social policy ended up asserting that helping people would harm them but hurting people would help them

30.01.2026 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2427    πŸ” 977    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 11

Yeah, my company was on its third wave of redundancies and it was my turn, basically. Best of luck to both of you with everything β™₯️

30.01.2026 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck. Really sorry to hear that, been through redundancy myself and it just sucks.

30.01.2026 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Homer Simpson, a cartoon character, raises a pint mug of beer with a stars and stripes flag instead of beer. The caption reads "To the USA!! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems."

Homer Simpson, a cartoon character, raises a pint mug of beer with a stars and stripes flag instead of beer. The caption reads "To the USA!! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems."

And even then it's couched in a sort of wishy-washy "the Venezuelan government blames..." kind of way. But it's fun to watch the Beeb launder imperialism in real time.

30.01.2026 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reading a news article (BBC) about how much Venezuelan people are looking forward to US investment to boost their local areas which have become rundown under Maduro and it's at least halfway down the page before they very coyly make mention that prior US sanctions even existed.

30.01.2026 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing

30.01.2026 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2441    πŸ” 790    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 7
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Trump says 'very dangerous' for UK to do business with China as Starmer lands in Shanghai The US president's comments come as Sir Keir Starmer arrives in Shanghai on the third day of his visit to China.

Says here... *checks notes* ..."cry more about it, bitch boy". Huh, ok.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

30.01.2026 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ilhan Omar about to punch a slime bucket of a man, just an absolute potato sack looking motherfucker.

Ilhan Omar about to punch a slime bucket of a man, just an absolute potato sack looking motherfucker.

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre

28.01.2026 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6948    πŸ” 1210    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 80

A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line

27.01.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 11348    πŸ” 3447    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 47
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Should artists get a basic income like they do in Ireland? Could the government pay salaries to musicians and artists - no strings attached like they do in Ireland?

The correct answer to this is "Yes, and everyone else too."

26.01.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6699    πŸ” 1972    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 100

Jonathan Rossβ€”the ICE fascist who killed Renee Goodβ€”is an 18-year ICE veteran, firearms instructor, & active shooter trainer.

The people claiming "ICE needs more training" are missing the point. Ross's 2 DECADES of training IS what led him to execute Good. ICE Training IS the problem.

Abolish ICE.

23.01.2026 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2882    πŸ” 995    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 47

All they ever wanted was a patronising oblong-headed dickhead in a suit to say what they wanted him to. Now ofc, they finally got one and they're shocked to discover nobody else does.

23.01.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Starmer’s allies launch β€˜Stop Andy Burnham’ campaign to block parliamentary return Speculation has spread over whether Burnham will attempt to return to pursue a Labour leadership bid

Best not to think of Labour as a political party, and more of a bunch of nomadic herders who share the same landmass, and occasionally come together for moments of peace and intermarriage in between raiding each other over blood feuds and livestock.

23.01.2026 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I seem to remember him trying to make Labour a party run by the 1% before swanning off to run the V+A, he's long had ideas of putting the plebs in their place.

23.01.2026 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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