Oh, goddamn.
09.02.2026 07:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@redtim.bsky.social
Your friendly neighbourhood seagull enthusiast. Author of a poor design. (He/him)
Oh, goddamn.
09.02.2026 07:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Yes, it is. Congratulations.
09.02.2026 07:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You say "produce electoral success" as if Labour had anything to do with it. Winning a landslide on less votes than the election before and only the merest quiver of an increase in vote share is a glitch in the system, nothing more.
09.02.2026 07:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The cyclist couriers of Westminster can feel the hairs on the back of their necks twitching.
08.02.2026 16:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings characters. Right answers only
08.02.2026 16:22 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Not THAT one!!
(but also good)
Palestinian Uncles doing freestyle poetry battles coming with some of the hardest lines Iβve heard in a long time.
08.02.2026 09:35 β π 1247 π 366 π¬ 27 π 77Just way, way too many *things* in it. Utterly unimpenetrable, horrible visual style and absolutely no fun whatsoever. I regretted it within 24 hours of purchase, sold it almost immediately and bought Helldivers 2 instead, which I loved.
07.02.2026 17:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Been out all day. Has he resigned yet?
07.02.2026 17:42 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1"The Greens need to fix 'X' in order to become electable" is sounding increasingly like cope given literally everything else going on in the country and the world right now.
05.02.2026 10:55 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1Kitty Donaldson @kitty-donald... β’ 1m EXC: Disgraced peer Peter Mandelson was directly involved in helping Morgan McSweeney select Labour's parliamentary candidates ahead of the 2024 general election, a party whistleblower told The i Paper.
The MPs who will choose the next Prime Minister once Starmer inevitably resigns were hand-picked by friend of Jeffrey Epstein, the serially disgraced Peter Mandelson.
Expect them to force Mandelson's protege Wes Streeting on us.
So what arrangements have been put in place to make sure that people can get to their medical appointments?
05.02.2026 10:05 β π 21 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0There are certain people on this site (and in the halls of congress) who think everything is a distraction instead of understanding the federal government is very big and powerful and can do lots of (evil) things at once. There are no distractions just omnibattle
30.01.2026 15:54 β π 173 π 53 π¬ 1 π 2That motherfucker has spent hours in front of the mirror thinking he looks the absolute shit, you can just tell.
30.01.2026 17:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the primary blocker to UBI is the puritan belief that humanity is so sinful and depraved that it should not be permitted personhood unless it becomes 'civilised'
that's how liberal social policy ended up asserting that helping people would harm them but hurting people would help them
Yeah, my company was on its third wave of redundancies and it was my turn, basically. Best of luck to both of you with everything β₯οΈ
30.01.2026 12:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck. Really sorry to hear that, been through redundancy myself and it just sucks.
30.01.2026 11:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Homer Simpson, a cartoon character, raises a pint mug of beer with a stars and stripes flag instead of beer. The caption reads "To the USA!! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems."
And even then it's couched in a sort of wishy-washy "the Venezuelan government blames..." kind of way. But it's fun to watch the Beeb launder imperialism in real time.
30.01.2026 11:11 β π 24 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Reading a news article (BBC) about how much Venezuelan people are looking forward to US investment to boost their local areas which have become rundown under Maduro and it's at least halfway down the page before they very coyly make mention that prior US sanctions even existed.
30.01.2026 11:11 β π 102 π 28 π¬ 3 π 0january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing
30.01.2026 09:42 β π 2441 π 790 π¬ 24 π 7Says here... *checks notes* ..."cry more about it, bitch boy". Huh, ok.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Ilhan Omar about to punch a slime bucket of a man, just an absolute potato sack looking motherfucker.
nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre
28.01.2026 05:00 β π 6948 π 1210 π¬ 64 π 80A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line
27.01.2026 02:12 β π 11348 π 3447 π¬ 2 π 47The correct answer to this is "Yes, and everyone else too."
26.01.2026 14:49 β π 6699 π 1972 π¬ 50 π 100Jonathan Rossβthe ICE fascist who killed Renee Goodβis an 18-year ICE veteran, firearms instructor, & active shooter trainer.
The people claiming "ICE needs more training" are missing the point. Ross's 2 DECADES of training IS what led him to execute Good. ICE Training IS the problem.
Abolish ICE.
All they ever wanted was a patronising oblong-headed dickhead in a suit to say what they wanted him to. Now ofc, they finally got one and they're shocked to discover nobody else does.
23.01.2026 13:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Best not to think of Labour as a political party, and more of a bunch of nomadic herders who share the same landmass, and occasionally come together for moments of peace and intermarriage in between raiding each other over blood feuds and livestock.
23.01.2026 11:13 β π 75 π 21 π¬ 2 π 1I seem to remember him trying to make Labour a party run by the 1% before swanning off to run the V+A, he's long had ideas of putting the plebs in their place.
23.01.2026 13:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0