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@noiranova.bsky.social

Optician. Loves History, Comedy, Gigs.

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I would've bitten your hand off for a draw before it started especially as last year we lost to Boro 6-2, at the same weekend in the same grim weather.
Great to see Tyler back. Hoping he's done enough. Worried about Brannagan's injury. Excellent goal against a very good Boro side

22.11.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Where do they keep Arnold Schwarzenegger 'Action Figures' at the Toy Store?"
"Aisle B, back."

14.11.2025 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
Flags fly in front of the East Stand at OUFC

Flags fly in front of the East Stand at OUFC

#OUFC was excellent. Would have been a lot more if it wasn't for Derby's goalie being top class
Excellent 3 points today!

18.10.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a hat says " here 's looking at you kid " to another man ALT: a man in a hat says " here 's looking at you kid " to another man
25.09.2025 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Excellent win today for OUFC

21.09.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brannagan’s goal. ⚽️ #OUFC

30.08.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She's definitely earnt a new chant from the East Stand, surely?

14.08.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

New Stadium approved! #OUFC

14.08.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of Premier League Table. With no games played, the clubs appear alphabetically except, mysteriously, Bournemouth are shown top.

Screenshot of Premier League Table. With no games played, the clubs appear alphabetically except, mysteriously, Bournemouth are shown top.

Somehow Arsenal are failing for the first time in living memory to start the season top of the league. #BBC

12.08.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3
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a bald man is sitting in a chair and pointing at the camera ALT: a bald man is sitting in a chair and pointing at the camera

Is it this guy's idea?

05.08.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse . Alt: two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .

Lucy Bronze

27.07.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1958    πŸ” 248    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 14

Judging by the advertising boards being sky blue all night, I wondered if it was because Italy's home kit would clash with the ads?

Nike would have also really wanted England to play in their away kit at least once, too. And to win in it, even better.

24.07.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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England also beat Spain a couple of weeks before this in the Nations League.
We will need our runners and to be patient and not let anything slip.
I'm expecting Spain to win but the stats aren't all in their favour.

23.07.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The difference maker πŸ₯Ά

#WEURO2025

22.07.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
A substandard drawing of England footballer Chloe Kelly after scoring the rebound from her own missed penalty, edging the Lionesses to a 2-1 Women's Euro semi-final extra-time victory over Italy,

A substandard drawing of England footballer Chloe Kelly after scoring the rebound from her own missed penalty, edging the Lionesses to a 2-1 Women's Euro semi-final extra-time victory over Italy,

what were you worried about

22.07.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 410    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

First came across this in Baz Luhrman's Everybody's Free (to Wear Sunscreen) and has lived with me since 1997

20.07.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm glad it's not just a British phenomenon that it will rain on a bank holiday. Although it seems the Belgians calmly accept it whereas we complain about it. Constantly.

20.07.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They joked on Instagram that it just said 'Save us GOAT'

20.07.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As soon as it got to 80 mins and Germany still prevailed, I had a feeling it would go their way. What perseverance and what a legend Berger is #FRAGER #WEUROS2025

19.07.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Who needs a trainer, Lucy Bronze will do it herself

17.07.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 494    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 11

Chloe Kelly changed the game
Russo and Hemp.
Hampton with a tampon up her nose saved three.

But all the accolades to Lucy Bronze, you pulled England through when we most needed you to.
Absolute Legend.
#WEURO #ENGSWE

17.07.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In case I wasn’t clear…

16.07.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 30716    πŸ” 4484    πŸ’¬ 649    πŸ“Œ 266
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In a packed bar in Lisbon, when many of the Portuguese Men's team were playing each other in the Chelsea/PSG Club Final, half of this bar's TVs had the Women's Euros on and was being watched half and half.

Definite progress!

14.07.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MGMT Time to Pretend. Something about that intro puts my teeth on edge.

11.07.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The biggest rivalry of this tournament so far: Alessia Russo vs the offside flag

#WEURO2025 #weuros2025

09.07.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spain on another level here.
#ESPPOR
They were dangerous against England in the Nations League, but they've gone up another gear for the #WEUROS2025
Favourites for a reason!

03.07.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Think it doesn't help that the Men's Under 21 also just had their tournament and that was shortened to #EURO2025

03.07.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘‹πŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ’›πŸ’™

22.06.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know people complain of his lack of goals, but Harris's work rate harrassing the defenders is excellent.
So often he is the one who's won those set pieces, which is where most of our goals come from. But I think we definitely need a decent striker alongside him.

21.06.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Blown away by Dua Lipa's stunning set at Wembley Stadium

21.06.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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