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Suriel Vazquez

@suriel.bsky.social

Writing and video games. Now: freelance consultant for Hit Detection, Magid, etc. Prev: Narrative Lead at Big Blue Sky Games, critic/essayist for YouTube, MinnMax, Polygon, GameSpot, Game Informer, lots more. https://www.linkedin.com/in/surielvazquez/

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People line up on a sidewalk at dusk in a line, holding lighted candles.

People line up on a sidewalk at dusk in a line, holding lighted candles.

Happening now on 50th Street in Minneapolis. Lined up over a ten block stretch.

15.02.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3269    πŸ” 666    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 27

MARY TODD LINCOLN: Actually thank you for asking. I never got to speak on it. The play was pretty sick up till then

15.02.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Men what's stopping you from looking like this

15.02.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep it in, double it, repost it every day

14.02.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats dude!

14.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
image of Deadlock in which the character Celeste is crouching inside of Dynamo's model so it looks like Dynamo has a unicorn dick

image of Deadlock in which the character Celeste is crouching inside of Dynamo's model so it looks like Dynamo has a unicorn dick

Deadlock is truly for the sickos

14.02.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck!!!! I'm so, so sorry, Casey. You all deserved better. I'll keep an eye out for jobs!

13.02.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We heard your feedback and have come up with a new way to log in that simply asks you to weigh your heart against our proprietary feather within the Hall of Ma'at

13.02.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

actual Enemies of the Human Race shit

13.02.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we'll get through it in the hideout

13.02.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Yes, you can not jump while sliding if grounded.
Only when sliding after being not grounded.
Ramps and curbs make you not grounded. So you can jump after sliding on them.
People in the movement "scene" call this -something- buffer I can't remember.

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Airdash into slide is a tiny bit slower than Dash into slide.
But grants you the possibility of jumping when sliding and combo/chain slides, so you will get further with the same stamina bar.

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If you know you are going to hit ramps, it's better to ignore everything and dash however you want.

Yes, you can not jump while sliding if grounded. Only when sliding after being not grounded. Ramps and curbs make you not grounded. So you can jump after sliding on them. People in the movement "scene" call this -something- buffer I can't remember. View attachment 2024-10-26 09-25-00.mp4 Airdash into slide is a tiny bit slower than Dash into slide. But grants you the possibility of jumping when sliding and combo/chain slides, so you will get further with the same stamina bar. View attachment 2024-10-26 09-36-56.mp4 If you know you are going to hit ramps, it's better to ignore everything and dash however you want.

absolute sicko mode

13.02.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Deadlock's movement might end up ruining other shooters for me

13.02.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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I found an extra Azem jacket in my stock. It's the one I sent to my photographer so it is used lightly and has since been washed so - giveaway? Size L

⭐Repost to enter
⭐Ends Sat 14th
⭐No need to follow, but appreciated (i do art!)

Good luck! #FF14 #FFXIV

12.02.2026 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1169    πŸ” 1121    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 11

Buying this for you instead of actual flowers for Valentine's Day because our love is eternal, not biodegradable, and we built it brick by brick

11.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Notice how the popular media narrative has moved on, while people on the ground in Minneapolis are still struggling and crying out that things are as bad as ever. This is how fascist regimes operate β€” overreach, recalibration, normalization. Get louder, not quieter.

11.02.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8468    πŸ” 3405    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 63

This coming Sunday and Monday, come help us raise money for the Women's Foundation of Minnesota's Immigrant Rapid Response Fund!

follow twitch.tv/friendsatthetable now to be notified!

Read here for more info: www.patreon.com/posts/fundra...

(Art by @badbucket.bsky.social!)

11.02.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 499    πŸ” 264    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm so sorry, Patrick. That fucking sucks.

09.02.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Staring at these PS1 mecha πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

09.02.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have to apologize, Vampire Survivors. I wasn't familiar with your game. I didn't realize you were a game about Ominous Secrets

09.02.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"There just isn't any good reason to use Slack at this point"
*Monkey paw, curling*:

09.02.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think we can all agree that the things that will unite us as a country are latinos and pokemon

09.02.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun trivia about this halftime show: after he planted that flag the US legally became the second state of Puerto Rico

09.02.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Potato wedges

09.02.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Baffling that anyone could root for The Patriots after that 2008 exposΓ© about how they were responsible for mankind's subjugation via the War Economy πŸ™„

09.02.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they're not gonna fund you bro

08.02.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Booking my annual flight to Jupiter to get more stupider does anyone wanna split a hotel

08.02.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday, Cooking Jacob!!!

08.02.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Opinion page of the Onion Jan-Feb 2026 issue with a piece titled "Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?" by Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI

Opinion page of the Onion Jan-Feb 2026 issue with a piece titled "Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?" by Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI

@theonion.com is so worth the subscription for this

31.01.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3890    πŸ” 572    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 6

the right hate it when you call them Coldplay fans

06.02.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been learning Unity for the better part of a year and yeah it took me way too long to figure out how to have a tiny square rotate around the player but I have never been prouder of my sloppy code and baby that's how you get Art

06.02.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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