Peter

If they devised an entire cheating scheme that only works on the Yankees, I'm completely fine with that

Just had a conversation with a friend who just kept saying "it's the future man, you just have to accept it" and I was like no the fuck I do not

Eric "Strong Bad" Wickham

Is it just my speakers or does every single bat contact sound like a broken bat right now?

Every time I check Posts.docx I get extremely happy and often weirdly aroused. Can't really think of a higher compliment

Moisturize and stretch

DO NOT VOTE FOR BETTER EDMONTON

The better Edmonton they want to build is for real estate developers, not people.

Solidarity and support to Alberta teachers starting a strike this morning. We are behind you! ✊🍎

I've been waiting for a story like this to drop in Alberta too. I'm certain there's like a handful of rural MLAs that just won't slow down in Edmonton and Calgary so they just decided to ban photo radar instead.

Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756

Nelson Mandela has been to the Rogers Centre more recently than MLB national reporter Jon Heyman

Yeah I'm taking it. I'll feel a little bad about myself but I'd get over it quick

What's the packaging situation?

The french call of the Vlad Guerrero Jr grand slam is absolutely electric

Evergreen

RUN IT BACK

I would have done the faces but I also don't know how!

Savage Garden album cover for Affirmation with a poorly photoshopped YE in front of it

Jays fans when Trey stepped towards Hazel for the interview

Clear eyes, full hearts, white panels, can’t lose.

JAYS WIN!!!!

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

TELL THEM WHO LOST BIG PAPI!

Cowardly Judge. Too scared to swing.

I wasn't worried but still that was a big ol' breath of fresh air from Varland to settle the nerves

I heard it this time. That rocks!

Relevant as ever!

And exhale. Now go put up 7 more runs

Deep breath everyone. We're fine.

I'm not at all scared of the Yankees but I live in fear of Kat induced chaos

Straw is so cool

I stand by it