SHODAN Aykroyd

I know that took a lot of restraint meme (girl in drivers seat of a car talking to her passenger, saying “thanks for not taking away my rights, I know that took a lot of restraint.”)

Brian from Quest 64 standing on a hillside with power lines in the distance behind him The text "your future doctor is cheating in their online classes right now so you better start eating healthy"

trying to predict what 2026 will look like

your woke boss doesn't want you to pick up a flash drive on the ground and plug it into your work computer

"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG

PANEL 1: MATTIE is sitting on a park bench. The IMPORTANT PUNDIT is running over, pointing off-panel. PUNDIT: Hey! Hey You! HEY! YOU! PUNDIT: Do you CONDEMN the actions of that guy over there? PANEL 2: MATTIE strains to look where the PUNDIT was looking, who holds two photographs in her line of sight. MATTIE: Well, I can't really see what he's even doing, so– PUNDIT: YOU DON'T CONDEMN?! Even though I'm holding a picture of YOU and a picture of HIM next to each other? PANEL 3: MATTIE, shrugging. The PUNDIT yells off-panel. MATTIE: You didn't even say what he's DOING– PUNDIT: HEY EVERYONE!!! PUNDIT: SHE DOESN'T CONDEMN! SHE'S NOT CONDEMNING! PANEL 4: A crowd gathers at the front of the panel, surrounding MATTIE. The pundit turns, arms crossed. PERSON 1: What?! Wow. PERSON 2: That's craaaaazy PERSON 3: Is she sure

do you condemn | patreon.com/lubchansky

tried drawing Bubsy

A formline design of a hyena. The hyena is walking, with one back leg and one front leg raised, and it's back is arched forward, with a mane on it. It's head is tilted downward. The whole piece is coloured a near black with maroon and yellow-orange highlights, and the background is a solid bright orange.

(🔃) HYENA ❤️‍🔥🐾

#formline #indigenousart #hyena

i get why everyone is mad at this but like, what else do you want to happen. the 2017 title will always be tainted. everyone lost their jobs and isn't with the org anymore, the only guys left are correa (lol) altuve (allegedly didn't participate) and lance mccullers (sucks and is injured)

recommendation

The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy

What I’m saying is:

i'm a bit mixed on this because i appreciate that consumer reports makes an effort towards testing but i don't really appreciate that it's always in a continually alarmist fear mongering way that exaggerates heavy metal food risk to make sweeping statements based on a small cross section of products

Using ChatGPT

Screenshot from Columbo where Peter falk explains to Robert Conrad he likes his wife thick

On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick

Jokes on them, I’m going to use AI to come up with 8000 businesses for dipshits

Aight, now I'm comfortable celebrating, this page has hit over 300 followers.

This is the most followers Ive had in my almost a decade of posting online

Thank you for joining me on my art journey

I love sharing my art with yall and it means a lot to me 💜

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Someone's screenshot of a two-post twitter thread, from user blue (@bluewmist): the fastest way to kill motivation is to make your identity depend on the outcome. it's called ego involvement. when failing becomes failing as a person, your brain starts avoiding the whole thing. not because you don't care, but because you care too much. you don't need lower standards. you need less self-worth tangled up in your goals. the work gets easier when it's not about proving who you are.

Found this on the AO3 subreddit, and I'm about to let it change my whole life (or at least work really hard to internalize it wrt my writing).

For many people, the Super Nintendo was the king of RPGs. For others, that crown has not left its head in three decades. That’s a curiously common opinion, considering many of the RPGs on the system stayed in Japan with

i have cupped my hands to make a circle with my fingers, lowered my arm to my waist, and began raising and lowering my arm in an extremely slow manner. i am creating a cylinder shape with my hand. it approximates the shape of a penis. i am doing it so loudly it is audible.

A formline illustration of a symmetrical otter head. The otter is coloured in navy blue and extremely pale green, while the background is a solid light grass green.

A formline Illustration of a harbor seal. The seal is coloured in dark teal blue and light blue, while the background is a solid light yellow.

A formline Illustration of a capybara with an orange on its head. The capybara is coloured in light yellow and orange while the background is a solid dark maroon red.

A formline Illustration of a chickadee bird. The chickadee is coloured with dark navy blue and desaturated light yellow while the background is a solid desaturated blue-grey.

Might as well try to post some of my formline art!!
Here’s a collection of animals!! 🦦🦭🍊🐦 #formline

The cover of Undead Duo #1. It depicts a Black woman, ERA, in a tattered dress, holding a curved blade that resembles an Ethiopian Shotel. Directly behind her is the title, UNDEAD DUO, in all caps, with a red line that looks like a life plus running through the text. A little further behind Era is the wreckage of a red car. At the top is the name of the contributors to this comic: BA Spann (me), Khalid Johnson (artist), Jamesia Bly (styling).

It’s Black Speculative Fiction month, so it’s only right that I have [finally] made issue #1 of my comic, UNDEAD DUO, available to read online for FREE.

Please, give it a read!

globalcomix.com/read/d501429...

An MS-Paint doodle of Jay Bluesky saying, "Here at Bluesky, we're making social media WITHOUT the toxicity!" next to a Bluesky Employee of the Month plaque featuring a barrel of toxic waste.

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505

i was talking about it with a friend earlier trying to clarify my thoughts because i often say learned helplessness is a disease which i feel like is a core part of my politics in that to me the human condition is action, growth, and change, so stagnation is self-dehumanization, which is very bad!

Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash.
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!

Lisa Trevor from Resident Evil One ✨

done in watercolour, gouache + ink