@lizzybella.bsky.social
::gestures to everything:: I’m gettin’ too old for this shit.
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give a man a fish, he might put it in his butt. there's just no telling with dudes
02.06.2025 21:24 — 👍 308 🔁 81 💬 19 📌 7Get that stubdown
30.05.2025 00:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’d embellish it and I didn’t even do it.
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Seen in Canada…
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Well said!
05.03.2025 20:37 — 👍 76745 🔁 19279 💬 1246 📌 609you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
05.03.2025 22:34 — 👍 97202 🔁 26878 💬 1549 📌 1266So…you’re NOT going to tell us who her crushes were? This story lacked the scandal I expect from you, Z.
05.03.2025 04:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…
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Let this sink in.
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Every accusation is an intention.
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Talk about a good ROI. Vladimir Putin’s investment in Donald Trump is sure paying off.
Read @davidcorn.bsky.social's timely newsletter from yesterday.
Europe has designated Macron as their moron whisperer.
24.02.2025 20:46 — 👍 26490 🔁 3417 💬 661 📌 188Are we still doing "if you see something, say something" b/c I been seeing a bunch of things
24.02.2025 04:23 — 👍 968 🔁 144 💬 25 📌 6The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning
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Kate McKinnon as Hillary Clinton holding up a sign that says he will kill us all
Kate McKinnon as Nostradamus
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3 weeks in my bed.
21.02.2025 01:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Grape compound? I’m in.
21.02.2025 01:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How has Bridget Jones never learned the very basic function of brushing one’s hair?
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None of the broligarchs knows what they’re talking about. They’re just hot air, spewing what sounds smart to them but is actually a telltale sign of ignorance.
16.02.2025 22:20 — 👍 14178 🔁 2270 💬 377 📌 84Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist
You may be underestimating Trump’s dementia. He’s not all there and this makes a coup easier.
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1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA
7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
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