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Never underestimate the idiocy of MAGAts

Isn’t that literally how you placate dementia patients?

Except the antifa portion is correct considering that antifa is short for anti fascist. Everyone who wants to stop fascism is antifa

I’m sure it because they’ve had more time to eat more Tylenol

They said they were going to compile a list of perps in the Epstein case. How long does this take?

Money is a helluva drug

Me a zesk brezhoneg gant Desketa. (Live A2 on)

If any other president in all of our history said the military should use American cities as a training ground, he would have been removed from office that same day.

After the 60 Minutes debacle CBS News already lost all credibility

The Founders were literally revolutionaries—replacing the old with the new. The last thing they’d have wanted was a country making decisions based on what people 250 years ago would have wanted.

For Conservatives, it’s never a real problem until it happens to them. That’s why “The Poem” goes over their heads

Next number, N31. Does anyone have N31?

It would be far cheaper to just offer all those there $10k to go home instead of whatever Grump has in mind. Just sayin…

At a previous job to boot

DEI is about ensuring merit based hiring. That’s why they hate it. They prefer to hire based on nepotism, sycophancy and bribery.

Are people being forced to watch certain programs on Netflix? They do understand that just because something had been “Recommended For You” you’re not compelled to watch it and can freely choose something else, right?

I heard Kash found a banana with anti-poacher memes etched on it.

Even if they could ask, what purpose would it serve—they swore an oath to help people. In Abbott’s mind are they supposed to tell a kid with a broken leg to come back when he’s “legal”?

The “Illegals in the ER” is the Welfare Queen of the 2020s

According to GOP logic, Blue states supporting Red states through federal taxes is “DEI”. Thus all Blue states should stop paying Federal taxes and using the money for the health of their own residents.

If only the pedo party control more than every branch of government this could be avoided.

What was he trying to say?

And his boss is the fattest president since William Howard Taft.

2 simpsons guys standing there and trump screams out window 'tylenol causes autism!' and they say to each other 'what'd he say' and the other says 'i dunno. something about being in the epstein files.'

Just a reminder that there’s no such thing as “Democratic cities”. There are American cities, many of which elected Democrats in free and fair elections.

Gotta present both sides, dontcha know?

One of the dumber parts of the conspiracy theory is that even if the Democrats were bringing immigrants in for their vote, 1. Non-citizens can’t vote and 2. There’s no guarantee they’d vote for Democrats. But Trump MAGAts are dumb enough to believe this anyway

Is there something in Christianity that says you gotta pray on ice? (Just asking…)

The shooter probably snapped when he realized he used the same restroom as a trans person and he didn’t know how he would tell his kids.