Kendrick Lamar “Swimming Pools” voice

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

The irony of DOGE/Trump is that the only way that America engaging in sustained deficit spending would become a problem is if someone intentionally tanked the American economy and place in the global order, and the only people dumb enough to do that are currently in power and doing it

It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

What are you building with your little hammer your honor?

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

Sure is a bad time to be a person who cares about things.

it’s my raven and i’ll quoth if i want to

I've heard there was a secret KORG that David played and it pleased the Lord

Great article - important stuff clearly explained!

Why didn't they just put the photos inside a glass case that only the manager can open

troy mcclure in the planet of the apes musical singing "i hate every billionaire i see, from bourgeois-a to bourgeoise"

Because of woke.

If I were a Spotify user this would say I was in my Khaki Flannel Goblin Era this year.

La fameuse fenêtre d’Overton

if you're working today* you're allowed to have two beers on the clock

*this is the exception for americans and the guaranteed by law minimum for europeans

Have you or a member of your family been annihilated by a Kendrick Lamar track? You may be entitled to financial compensation

ME: (meeting the devil) I love your eggs.

[handing mixtape to doctor]
please, my beats, they're very sick

i love fictional women who lie cheat manipulate steal kill destroy. take those male dominated fields. “but what if she’s a bitch” even better!!!! i support women’s wrongs too

I still don’t understand what part of the monkey the wrench is for.