bed is rad

Szwed is bad ❤️

wybaczcie drogie boty że nic tu nie wrzucam, ale postępująca zagłada cywilizacji trochę zaburza mi priorytety

I contacted Bluesky support about log-in issues, realised I've been using the wrong e-mail address, and they apologized to ME 😭❤️

yeah, no thanks

are we eating the rich yet

czy wszyscy oprócz mnie wiedzieli, że Pyrkon jest nawiązaniem do słowa pyra bo ja dopiero połączyłam kropki XDD

god: it's called a snapping turtle
angel: so cute, why would he call you a sna -
snapping turtle: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP

always the cowboy, never the cow 🎶

4 panel comic Panel 1: Right Wing Red Guy and Blue Guy having a conversation. Red guy: I hate Greta Thunberg because she’s a grifter Panel 2: Blue Guy (sceptical): Really? Panel 3: Both stare at each other Panel 4: Red Guy (sulking like a 5 year old) says: No. She exposes my performative “masculinity” and makes me feel like a coward Blue Guy: There it is

right-wing dude bro trying to justify his hatred

głosowanie w drugiej turze be like

powinni sobie dodać 51 gwiazdkę na fladze

Scorpio: On the plus side, they'll name the new species of beetle after you.

"stand up guy" and "guy who does stand up" are on opposite sides of the
spectrum

how your e-mail finds me

Just because 99/100 scientists agree that it's bad to open a portal to the hell dimension doesn't mean we should immediately discount the opposing views of the scientist employed by Open A Portal To The Hell Dimension Inc.

co roku w sezonie bzowym przypomina mi się ten komiks i co roku śmieszy tak samo

wait why am I surprised

imagine being a Straight White Male™ in a woman's body and hating on trans people

chciałabym być na weselu

british version of the show called Stranger Fings

i miss the days when I was able to tell satirical articles from regular news

Doctor: do you exercise?

Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks

Doctor:

Me: cronchies

Doctor: I'm gonna put no

Me: ok

a demon looking around my mind and body, gently waking me: you live like this?

"all bombing is love bombing when you love bombing"
- the diary of a war criminal

inside you there are two wolves but it's not your first time at the furry orgy

I don’t know about you but I find the constant rage to be quite slimming

white noise machine but it's just the men talking at you