Christ Cooper is God’s Favorite

Henry Kissinger has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo

Per a conversation w/ @thefallingdream.bsky.social:

"AI Psychosis": ableist, saneist, makes it seem like an individual problem; washed

"AI Ensorcellment": highlights both the truth of the magico-religious commitments underlying all tech *&* the curse-like nature of systemic "AI" impositions; fire

also like yeah dude, it is, and i thought that's what we were doing???

i have a joke about fisting that i've been making for something like nine years now and one of the local bookers that was at last night's mic (and was super drunk) yelled at me "THAT'S AN INSANE THING TO SAY" when i made it last night which i'm gonna have to take as a high compliment unfortunately

About Teen Vogue,
I don't read or care much for a lot of mainstream media, but Teen Vogue is the only consistent non-Native media outlet that has always done an incredible job reporting on Native issues and giving our talent a platform to shine and not just to fill their "diversity" quota.

it's a conversation i've had multiple times with multiple comics but it's also not my job to convince a bunch of (allegedly) grown ass adults why the thing they're saying shouldn't be said? when what it will do is convince them i'm trying to "censor" their "free speech" by being critical of them lol

trust me, when/if the opportunity presents itself, i'm happy to explain to anyone why i think that word is lazy/useless? but stomping up to comics who use the word on stage isn't going to result in any kind of meaningful change within the scene, i assure you, and it's been thoroughly considered.

you might be wondering "chris, if you hate the r-slur so much, why don't you police the words the other comedians are using?" and i don't know if you've ever tried to have a sincere or serious conversation with a comic but if you do it's probably going to result in them doing the thing you say sucks

greg abbott rn:

Narcissists believe they have a right to punish people they think make them look like losers

Abbot is trying to use overseer/ Klan logic to talk to white folks about how failing his white supremacist project will be “punished”

And this is NYC

we don’t care

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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

Context: Ben Ryan is most famous for granting anonymity to a Nazi shitposter to support a smear job against Zohran Mamdani that had zero news content.

it’s so bananas to me how much people love saying this word into a microphone because it’s socially acceptable among their friends again

asking to clarify one of the things i saw happen last night

chat is it comedy when someone identifying themselves as an 8th grade teacher at a charter school goes up at an open mic and calls their students the r-slur over and over?

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Every business saying they're offering people a meal and adding "let's not make this political" deserve their asses on platters on social media. It is 100000% political. ENTIRELY political. There is nothing not political about the withholding of food money from citizens.

would you believe that i am very fun at parties

me, trying to plan for when i have to leave my house so i can be on time for a show in a city that is anywhere from 20min to 2hrs away from itself at any given time: oh ok

I think part of the problem is people confuse being broke with being poor.

ticket link still says “location tbd” so that’s probably good right??

yeah this shouldn't be legal ... at least give us trans rights first and then maybe we can talk about straights enjoying Chappell

caller: hi carrie/// do you find that people, but especially men, are intimidated by you?? carrie: first of all, i dont think of men as people

long live the queen

i love that a consistent theme in the final fantasy series is simply daddy issues

the caption also says “funniest in houston to be there” and they will but it will also be me 😌

it’s really happening

my generic dirtbag ex boyfriend costume with a purple bandanna over my long messy brown wig, brown mustache and beard, purple flannel over a purple tank top, and i am holding a silver inflatable guitar and taking a mirror selfie in a public bathroom

i was actually just a generic dirtbag ex-boyfriend (as a bit with a comic friend who was my smokeshow gf) but i am forever whatever someone wants me to be (so, now, david foster wallace) anyway here’s wonderwall

two white people wearing bandannas over their head/hair, one is author david foster wallace and the other is the poster, they are essentially identical (jokingly)

two people last night asked me if i was david foster wallace and you know what… they were right?

me, who has been working on the same ~30min of material for months in 3-5 min bursts at 1:45am in empty bars: oh ok