Naimish

Got the oldest one The Kane Chronicles. It's time.

The tweens have wiped out most of the HUNTR/X t-shirts at Primark in London so I've had to settle for the HMV mugs for my nieces.

Oh, I unmatched so fast. What a cartoon.

Someone on Hinge said they had a stipulation that they needed to hear someone's voice before they met them. Do we think they're trying to suss out if I have an Indian accent or if I'm femme? 🤔

EXCLUSIVE: I have polling for #CelebrityTraitors final commissioned, by IPSOS.

51% of Britons think The Faithfuls will win.
38% think The Traitors will win.
11% Don't know.

My last Halloween as a Controller.

Time for a (Nintendo) Switch.

Gorge

I should just give up on dating, what even is the point anymore.

A curse on every tall person who stands in front of a short person at a concert

Green Park on the Jubilee/Piccadilly is absolutely fucked

Mad traffic on the Piccadilly line today.

Farage calling Llyr Powell “Welsh Dave” is sending me. Not even bothering to learn the name of your premier candidate shows how little you actually care about the place you're hoping to run.

It's so bizarre to see that word in the wild given it's actually Hindi 😭😂

Not Stephen Fry saying FFS 😂😭

I've just gone back and found one, I am so tickled.

+ these are so good 😭
www.waitrose.com/ecom/product...

I'm used to Banana chips, we do those a lot in India, but they're quite similar to plantain. But Karela, which is bitter gourd in English, I think, makes fantastic chips.

Catching up on UK Drag Race, and as a former Wales resident, I am rooting for Catrin Feelings. I was cackling to Ellis' tiktoks during the pandemic 😭

This one is definitely sweet. I have to try the others 👀

This bag just says unsalted, I didn't know there were flavours!

Just something about plantain chips. Gotta have the whole bag.

The snail farmer of London, his mafia friends, and a £20m vendetta against the taxman Terry Ball runs elaborate mollusc-based tax avoidance schemes that are costing London councils millions of pounds. Yet when London Centric tracks him down, an even stranger story emerges.

I think this is the weirdest story I've ever reported. www.londoncentric.media/p/terry-ball...

in the words of tom daley, my flabbers were officially gasted. what a story!

The kind of local journalism I wish most news orgs invested in.

What do you recommend?

This is what Claudia meant when she asked them to stop being so polite

Ash Sarkar really is one of the best communicators in the media landscape rn #qt

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