It is very important to remember that establishment Dems are way more afraid of the AOCs and Mamdanis than they are of Republicans

J. B. Bickerstaff is my favorite NBA coach because it sounds like a fake person who is best friends with the Monopoly man

Sports are funny because my husband pays money to be able to watch every NBA game but our local team doesn’t count. We have to pay extra money to a different app to watch that team.

MAGA Bible: Jesus feeds the 5,000 but the Trump administration cuts it and give it to people who already have billions.

Peak comedy that the #NoKings rally was spun as the “Hate America” rally by people who still use the Confederate flag.

i just want one person to ask a Republican to explain the logistics of Soros funding the protests. Are there 7 million direct deposit forms? Does he send out 7 million w-9s? DOES GEORGE SOROS USE VENMO?

If we’re going to have a conman as president can’t it at least be the kind trying to sell boy’s bands and not whatever *this* is

It’s that time of year where I am once again begging streaming services to allow us to opt out of scary movie ads. Literally I’d rather sit through 5 minutes of boring ads than watch 30 seconds of a horror trailer

My superpower is pretending to know about Taylor Swift when I’ve never actually listened to a full album

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Sometimes when I feel overwhelmed by impending parenthood I remind myself it’s just one baby and I’m not about to be a live-in governess for 7 kids ages 5-17.

TV show idea: Shreks and the City

Lollapalooza but all the stages are productions of different Gilbert & Sullivan operettas

Jane Krakowski as Jenna Maroney in Oh Mary!

We need a new generation of leaders who are the voices of democracy, freedom, social justice, & the rule of law. 

A new generation that gives meaning to the “we” in “we the people.”

Instead of fretting over Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic Party should embrace him as the future.

Gutting the social safety net in order to give ICE more funding absolutely seems like it’s going to end well

MAGA musicals: The Newsies, but in the middle of “Seize The Day” they send in the National Guard and arrest them all

There should be a rule banning horror movie commercials after dark

Rooting for the Timberwolves but not as much as I’m rooting against the Warriors so this series has been great so far

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Millennials deserve Wishbone on Netflix.

Just remembered I had a t-shirt in HS that said “Mary Is My Homegirl” I am so mortified

They should put therapy in the spa and call it a “mind massage”

Humans are funny because we buy so many things that need cords but go out of our way to make sure no one can see them

Approximately 30% of every office job is completing online training modules

Going to start telling religious conservatives “Agnus Dei” stands for “Lamb of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion”

It's not that I think people shouldn't be allowed to own guns. It's that I think that people who REALLY WANT to own guns shouldn't be allowed to own guns

Being a millennial means Joshua Jackson is always the slightly older guy you want to get with

I’m a Baroness in the streets, Maria in the curtains

Stanleys are sippy cups for adults

Skyler Diggins-Smith has the energy of a no-nonsense gym teacher/volleyball coach who doesn’t give an unearned compliment #unrivaled

#NBAAllStar fixed the format but sent a very clear reminder that sports are no longer for enjoyment they are for selling advertisements #NBASky