Is this the one? Are we finally gonna get Kharis??

No prob, it’s really cool!

The cat is reacting to his actual dog. This is demoing a CG replacement

My friend has a theory that the 90s specifically began at the release of White Men Can’t Jump, and it’s hard to argue against this

While the kill with the funeral director was very funny, MAN what a gaping plot hole that there was no point in the entire film where he was ever made aware of this guy, he had zero idea this was someone to take revenge on. Even for a B movie thats a huge writing fail #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

Gotta love the two random guys who were apparently directed to simultaneously not notice the fly monster and also look confused about the fly monster. Some true incompetence on display there #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

They did use punch cards, hence the fight scene we just saw #svengoolie

The movie raises a lot of philosophical questions that it is not equipped to answer

You can tell he’s having money troubles just from these experiments. His dad transported stuff with cool neon lights and an incredible flash. He can only transport stuff with a jump cut. #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

The way both The Fly and this sequel talk about the device, you’d think nobody had invented the word “teleportation” yet #svengoolie

Thanks Vincent, for recapping the entire plot of the first movie for us! #svengoolie #thefly

This movie tiptoes around the word “suicide” like it’s a TikTok video

“Oh Andre, but you can’t unalive yourself!”

#svengoolie

“In the lab? What is it a flat screen?”
I love how everyone has so far guessed at inventions that would’ve all been a thousand times safer #svengoolie

He STARTED with a priceless heirloom. This man has no concept of safe prototyping #svengoolie

A husband and wife wearing blackout glasses and staring off screen

“Don’t worry, it’s only a mild dose of gamma radiation” #svengoolie

Hmmm…he should’ve stuck with the permanent battery #svengoolie

More like “yeeeeeeeeeeeah!”
#svengoolie

Screenshot of a woman in an overly elaborate bed being checked by a nurse

Oh dear, every time I murder my husband I get a touch of the vapors #svengoolie

Imagine an episode of CSI where everyone was this polite with the main suspect #svengoolie

a man in a suit and bow tie is holding a chess piece in his hand . ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is holding a chess piece in his hand .

Be careful what you wish for
#svengoolie

The title screen of The Fly, featuring a spider web and a screen door

Now playing: more twilight zone than monster movie, it’s a Star Trek transporter malfunction episode years before Star Trek began, it’s the first PSA about the vital importance of bug testing. Behold:

The Fly

#svengoolie

Show me one of your favorite horror movie title cards! 🎥 😱 🖤

OH I can do this without using a video or even a gif. My favorite horror title card:

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It’s interesting how maga is so consistently myopic that the only insults they ever use are ones that literally ONLY they would ever find insulting. Like this does nothing for me but I bet if I shopped a sombrero on the president’s head they’d get SO MAD

Didn’t have much to add with these movies, except this: on top of writing THE seminal horror story, Mary Shelley was cooking HARD when she picked that surname. She could’ve easily picked like… Dr Schmidt. Imagine referring to an abomination as a “Schmidt” #frankenstein #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

A full smoke test of the giant robot takes three entire weeks. If we patched damn every security hole we found, this thing would never see the field. Hardpoint testing alone means checking 300 different munitions loadouts to make sure your “little” update doesn’t autofire a Tomahawk at orphanages

This isn’t an actual answer but years ago my brother and I had the idea of writing a spin-off to a fictional show, with intent to make it a parody, and the frustrating realization we came to is all spin-offs end up functionally being their own show, with no unique tropes dependent on being a spinoff

I completely forgot about that quote, but…that makes no sense. Possession is supposed to be its own thing it has nothing to do with poltergeists

“Why is the movie called Poltergeist if it doesn't have any poltergeists in it?”

Well a poltergeist is just a ghost that can move physical objects, which definitely happens in the movie. So I think the idea is the title is meant to be an understatement. Like calling a movie “Paranormal Activity”

She doesn’t get points for “Arachnophobe” it has to be the full title #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie

Similarly, I thought John Candy was in this movie. Got my 90s Johns confused #svengoolie #houseofsvengoolie