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someone check on Debra Messing

21.11.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool

20.11.2025 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3215    πŸ” 680    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 30

i need the heaviest weighted blanket man can create

21.11.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The only thing they're guilty of is being cool

21.11.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she’s a hero

21.11.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3971    πŸ” 636    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 11

30 Rock-ass Reality

19.11.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1194    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 1

Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.

20.11.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7617    πŸ” 1155    πŸ’¬ 194    πŸ“Œ 152
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Paste Cuts Film, TV Teams to Recenter on Only Music Coverage Paste President and Editor-in-Chief Josh Jackson tells TheWrap the site will continue to collaborate with The A.V. Club for film and TV.

a terrible shame, for many reasons.

and the job market is so bloated with culture reporters with no places to write

www.thewrap.com/paste-layoff...

18.11.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
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This is Fendi. He is seen here demonstrating the internationally acknowledged sign language for politely requesting uppies. 13/10 would pick him up immediately (TT: isthat_jojo)

17.11.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 10999    πŸ” 1249    πŸ’¬ 361    πŸ“Œ 151

Again, can you imagine if a writer of color, a Black reporter specifically, did what Olivia Nuzzi did, what would happen to her career?

Would she be rehabilitated in less than a year? Hired by Vanity Fair? Given a book deal? A NYT puff piece?

It's a big club and we ain't in it.

18.11.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3043    πŸ” 470    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 7

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

17.11.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 12280    πŸ” 1213    πŸ’¬ 583    πŸ“Œ 114

Time to bring back this Patricia Lockwood banger.

16.11.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1260    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

Genocide isn’t over. Boycott Israel. Divest from Israel. Sanction Israel. Stand for Palestinian liberation.

17.11.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

MTG is an experiment in how little it will take for white voters to ignore red flags they’ve already clocked

16.11.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2850    πŸ” 405    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 32
From Maura’s substack, β€œIt has started to rain in Gaza and the rain will continue through Sunday.” With weather, Gaza Strip, 68 degrees F. https://maurafinkelstein.substack.com/p/give-warmth-to-gaza

From Maura’s substack, β€œIt has started to rain in Gaza and the rain will continue through Sunday.” With weather, Gaza Strip, 68 degrees F. https://maurafinkelstein.substack.com/p/give-warmth-to-gaza

Sameer Project’s Give Warmth campaign is up. Pls read, give, and stay tuned for additional ways to give !

maurafinkelstein.substack.com/p/give-warmt...

15.11.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Chorus:
No one fucks like Gaston/
No one sucks like Gaston/
In a whorehouse nobody spends bucks like Gaston

Gaston:
I check my Fitbit whenever I'm maaasturbating

16.11.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Jeffrey Epstein Was a Warlord. We Have to Talk About It.

Hard, good reading by Jeet Heer

www.thenation.com/article/soci...

15.11.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 612    πŸ” 264    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 35

I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.

15.11.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4405    πŸ” 954    πŸ’¬ 112    πŸ“Œ 45

One way I have found to mourn someone is to set up a monthly sustaining donation to a mutual aid effort they cared about. If you can join me in honoring Alice Wong, @sfdirewolf.bsky.social with a sustaining donation today, please do. Thank you Alice, and I will not let the bastards grind me down.

15.11.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 886    πŸ” 668    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 10

If you want to help with the flooding you could maybe pick one person on this list (I’ll quote tweet the bottom of it in the next post so not everyone picks the first few families) and maybe champion them- you could message them if you like or just make a post/ send it in the group chat etc

15.11.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

@sfdirewolf.bsky.social just passed away. What a heartbreaking loss. And a reminder of how important Teen Vogue was.

15.11.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 563    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 5

i need to watch the chair company with another person so we can mouth "what the fuck" to each other repeatedly

15.11.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we need to make cops having access to drones on their own citizens illegal

the fact you can’t see the one-to-one to Palestine and occupation here is the problem

America is your stolen home. From US.

14.11.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

laughed so hard I scared the cat

15.11.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So many vulnerable people were hurt, harassed and raped by these ghouls and nowβ€”I’m worriedβ€”it’s gonna become hehe haha lurid internet circus instead of a long overdue moral reckoning. I’m scared of who we all are becoming. That man has brought us ALL low.

15.11.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3315    πŸ” 675    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 29

Please follow and support lifeline4gaza!!!

15.11.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WE WON. I am *begging* you to take note of who did this. *Not* UCLA adminβ€”they’re still scuttling around behind closed doors, attempting to appeaseβ€”but FACULTY AND STAFF, led by AAUP.

15.11.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3966    πŸ” 1103    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 23

I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here

15.11.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 47001    πŸ” 11859    πŸ’¬ 1193    πŸ“Œ 481

what the everloving fuck is wrong with this social strata

14.11.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really dig those cunty red gloves Oscar Isaac wears in @realgdt.bsky.social 's Frankenstein

14.11.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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