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G is pronounced as jay in French so theoretically my name could be spelled HG in french

We're learning French spelling in class today except the letter h is pronounced exactly like my name so every time someone says it i look up

[During a mock english/french interview w interpreter]

Classmate: How long have you lived in this town?

Mock interviewee, another interpreter presumably close to our age (20s): 42 years

Can’t wait to read stories with Taco Bell references in a bunch of journals after we all get rejected by @tacobellquarterly.org

It's really funny how french is a dead language in both star trek and futurama

Like sure... this random vendor is a platypus named perry. And that will be the only phineas and ferb reference. In a game about wizard school

Wizard101 is like a dnd campaign in that there's cool world building but there's also so many bits that are strung together with random media references that sometimes barely make sense

One of the funniest things metawise about the exandria campaign I'm in is that one player recently introduced a new character whose name is somewhat confusing to spell. I'm the only one who seems to know how to spell it, but the accent I'm using in game makes it really hard to pronounce the name 💀

The tragedy of Qin Zheng is that his features are too harsh to qualify him for being a twink yet he's not tall or buff enough to be a hunk and he thinks this is the reason his wife hates him instead of his rancid personality

Man every old english monarch named their daughters mary and elizabeth

One time i saw a piece of fanart of caesar from jojos bizarre adventure but somehow he looked like bender from futurama...... I felt like I was in drugs trying to explain it

So now I'm getting garlic bread

Was all the way across campus for three hours working on writing, I return to my apartment and I IMMEDIATELY crave garlic bread

getting flustered by this suggestion, then the DM goes "why are you always riding on the backs of barbarians with longstrider cast on them??"

In this session the spellcasting twink cast a homebrew version of longstrider on me, which basically doubled my speed. Later, we had to quickly run across town to the woods so I, ever the practical guy, told the druid "get on my back, I'll carry you." The druid's player describes his character

My current dnd party in exandria consists of me playing a beefy martial guy, and the other guy playing a spellcasting twink. Next session we are meeting up with the other two players, who are playing... a beefy martial guy and a spellcasting twink

In queer literature rn and the class across the hall is blasting good luck babe

I wouldn't be nearly so adamant about the pegging amendment if it weren't for who it happens to

And then my dm goes "yes whoever you are thinking of is still alive in this timeline"

First session w a new DM in Wildemount in Exandria. I'm the only other player who's watched critical role

Child npc: yeah this creepy old guy comes to town and takes all the children who can cast magic
My character: huh. Weird and creepy
Me, who Knows(tm): OH NO.

I love encountering jojos references in places I genuinely did not expect

Watching an Edna mode compilation on YouTube rn... someone tell me why bro edited the PILLAR MAN THEME into one of the scenes 😭

Yesterday I successfully convinced our dnd party's new wizard to take flaming sphere over fireball

Why does gmail have a blue checkmark verification system and why does only reddit seem to have it

one of the reasons I like charli xcx is that she dresses kind of like a jojos stand user

Why does yearning make me feel so bad

Wrote up a storm this past month and a half and wrote nearly 30 short stories. Unfortunately i can't use any of the best ones for my upcoming workshop class because they're all trauma-related

Why is pepto bismol only available as either a chalky chewable pill or a chalky choking hazard pill

Rented mad max fury road on prime three weeks ago only for it to show up on netflix today..

#epicthemusicalspoilers

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TEAGAN EARLEY CREDITED ON I CANT HELP BUT WONDER