tom hapax

basically though I have a lot of faith in the timing of Providence

now if i could get hold of myself when i was twenty-two there's a couple of home truths that might have helped out, mostly on the order of "you're allowed to ask various people some advice about some stuff." even though honestly the second point kinda still applies

have been thinking about this bc it's like ok you can obviously crack that bitch's egg but whats he going to do with that information if he was ready for it hed get there himself yk. and then again i am quite often so happy with my life as it exists now that i wouldn't really want to jeopardize it

weather: solar eclipse

like. Shit. It should literally be a song

all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do

Janet Fish, Skowhegan Water Glasses, 1975 [1280x1227]

#piece #art

are you ever like. Fuck. Goddamn it. Wasps!!! A gentian

someone's trying to flatter his way into the coterie

I guess this is actually still kinda under the heading of "priests are ontologically boomers"

very beautiful groupchat ritual where i say Wake up babes theres new andrea long chu and Max says omg hell yeah and Silas says "link" and max and i say silas she's just in vulture just go on vulture. This happens every time

The pancake scene from The Rabbit with Checkered Ears (1974–1976), created by Veronika Marék and Zsolt Richly, Pannonia Film Studio

no need for further discourse: you're working class if you have a bedtime

That’s right sir. Nope. Biden was too old to get on the roof and Obama was too scared. You’re the only president who’s dared to do it. Yep. You know what else would show America how brave you are? That’s right. And I have a unicycle and high-wire already ready!

Our flâneur president is exploring the psychogeography of the White House in the context of its urban environment but go off

TRULY us in the they/them lesbian mines

Referring to a bird's diet as its "discipline"

call no man daddy upon earth

honestly i might send you something when it's more choate

Overheard someone hiss into their phone, “I realize that, but I cannot miss Theodore’s bassoon recital,” and now I have a new catch-all excuse

An editing lesson we could all take to heart: when you edit part of a sentence, you’re editing all of it.

hugely same!!

God has been very good to me

what I will say is there's a lot of stuff that is very funny that would not be funny if I weren't doing so good now. But also I thought a lot of it was funny at the time, because sometimes being as crazy as I was also makes you a huge piece of shit

non-overlapping likes on this and my op really crazy can I just say

Every day I lose my entire mind and regenerate it in my sleep

theyre putting you in a box. theyre putting me in a tube. we are not the same

clouds in a puddle

rays of sunlight on an ash tree. it’s probably an ash tree

oh flower o scotland

peering field guy

evening walking

this drawing I made of a frog is considered unanimously as one of the greatest drawings of our century