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they're literally not very helpful

do not do this!!!

it's nice to pretend anyway

sorry for incredibly low-effort tboy posting, which none of us enjoys, but basically testosterone hrt is awesome bc it pretty much cured my depression but, also, when i do get depressed i can grow a depression beard about it so i win either way

My top 10 favorite trans characters in popular fiction:
-Captain Ahab from Moby Dick
-Dr. Watson from Sherlock Holmes
-Frankenstein's monster
-all of the little women
-Hamlet
-Job from the Bible
-half of the animals in Richard Scarry's Busytown books
-Batman
-Johnathan Seagull
-Huckleberry Finn

10 shameful struggle meals to destroy your beloved rice cooker

the flesh lusteth always

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

if only someone would invent some kind of "group" "chat"

On the other hand when I was a woman I didn't want to dress cute, I wanted to kill myself

may it be with me as with, like, for some reason what's coming to mind right now is, Korah and his companions, so, that, if I ever say it wasn't worth it, but nobody ever warns when you decide to become a man that it is going to mean you're never allowed to dress even a little bit cute ever again

again im so sorry for Three Years HRT posting all the time but something so crazy about the Three Years HRT realization where im like Men's clothes are so goddamn boring and if i dont get incredibly into womenswear right now im going to have to start screaming

actually the funniest thing about this is that I've somehow never been to the psych ward "but don't we all know that you" it's true that I did try to do that one thing that one time and baby I was put into, only, a zoom-based(!) partial program(!!)

fuck!!! goddamnit!!!!!

straightforwardly an autism moment on my part but I get so confused when people refer to hospital socks as "psych ward socks" etc like you guys they give those to you in every part of the hospital (whole hospital has slippy floors). They gave them to me when I had my knee surgery also

oomfies posting about their HRT experiences are always like "yall no one told me. since i started E i've gained precognition as well as the ability to project an energy blade made from my own ki. also i'm starting to fuck with putting raisins in chili" and i just have to accept all of this as true

"Slop" has become a tedious readymade—memeified, high-affect, low precision—and so exemplifies the phenomenon it seeks to skewer.

Losing movie theaters would be such a crisis for me personally. Like some of us are weirdos who have a constant need to look at faces, huge. It's like getting enough protein

do you ever type out a post and you're like. No. That's too "mean transsexual twitter"

christmas has gotten so far from its religious roots, wish we could celebrate our holidays like medieval christians (cross-dressing, being told by the bishop to stop cross-dressing, resolutely refusing to stop cross-dressing, threatening the bishop in defense of cross-dressing)

by his death hath destroyed death

me in the groupchat when i get overstimulated at work

yeah i guess you could say that my community sees me as a cornerstone th— wait, no. what's the neck one. millstone

A dramatic photograph of Moore & Haynes in the front seat of a car

I love this Annie Leibovitz shot of Todd Haynes & Julianne Moore, from 2003

IGNORANT GIRLMODING EGG: i would look so fucked up with facial hair. My beard would look so stupid
BREADTUBER AT BARBERSHOP: Straightedge and protractor. If my cheeklines are less level than your foundation Nebula will go under. Chop chop, garçon. I have video games to fake religious awe about

it's a problem because my support needs not aligning with the stereotype means I forget that they are support needs and that I need to plan around them. Whereas in fact I will fully skip meals if i haven't pre-prepped a week's supply of Stupidly Elaborate Curry, For Some Reason

mysti e mole 04 @mysti_mole i have a beautiful dream that somewhere out there is a t girl with a synthesizer and a t boy with a ukulele collaborating to create the kind of music that makes you want to stop them from doing that

basically the problem I experience is that all the autism food stereotypes are about sensory avoidance and all of my safe foods are so spicy and complicated and I suffer every day of my life

Difficult to say whether or not this counts as horny on main

Saw this last night when i came in late from the movies and drafted a quote rt that went "i have some regulars at work i feel this way about. Sometimes i have to go stand in the walk-in cooler for a while" and when i woke up i was like Thank God i didn't post that shit. And now i'm posting it anyway