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On the whole there's worse guys though.

God. It's just like Shakespeare said that one time: trying to make poems in English is literally exactly like letting Geoffrey Chaucer get you pregnant.

Sorry Boss, gonna be in late, it's been a crazy morning:

I to church, and Mr. Mills made a good sermon upon David’s heart smiting him for cutting off the garment of Saul.

more screenshots from grungle @e_hapax: got established at the new gender clinic today (SO chill. OH my god) and the informed consent form they made me sign described bottom growth as "increase in the size of the clitoris/phallus" which I feel like is language I haven't seen before and it instantly made me insane. in the gendered clinic. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well, let's justr say. My clitoris/phallus

sorry, found a ton of screenshots of posts from my old twitter accounts and I think a lot of them are really REALLY funny and i am WRONG ABOUT THAT

screenshot from old twitter account grungle @e_hapax: was at work thinking again about how much it sucks that ted lasso destigmatized Men's Mental Health by experiencing like the least stigmatized Mental Health a Man on tv can have and my brain produced the beautiful phrase "we need the geoffrey tennant of association football"

thinking about him (the geoffrey tennant of association football)

sometimes when I'm bored at work I play a game against myself where I go through the alphabet and think of as many characters from Shakespeare plays as I can for every letter, is how we got here. I gotta quit posting

today it was the names Arcite and Palamon which I understand is not obscure information but does feel like information I hadn't actually accessed in. So many years god bless lmfao

my new shit is Never Look Anything Up. It feels so fucking good when something is on the tip of your tongue all day and then you actually do remember it on your own

shakespeare was on fire writing the history plays and im not afraid to say it. in henry IV part 2 the king laments that his son will take the throne and "commit the oldest sins the newest kinds of ways" which goes absolutely crazy

about fifteen years ago a lot of people in my orbit were chattering about Downton Abbey and somehow it never came up that the hinge of the entire first season is the family's choleric eldest daughter making a vain and meanspirited Turkish diplomat bust so hard he dies

god i do have to defer to you on this bc as you must know you are one of my Joke Arbiters on here

ya im leaving

Sorry this one is definitely, definitely nothing

You know the name that a person used in between their deadname and their current name. Like for example during the nonbinary period. Was trying to think of how to refer to that and thought of "middle name" but then I remembered a middle name is already something. And then i thought, deponent name

they should invent a drug that gives you the same feeling as watching a movie with someone who’s really good at watching that movie

in response to Hamnet I’m going to write a movie about how Chloe Zhao made Marvel’s “The Eternals” to process her feelings about the time she had to fight supervillain aliens in an exploding volcano

originally it was one of Maxine's, by the way, if that makes you fucking people any more willing to help me make it go viral

it's interesting that you guys failed to make this one go viral. Let's all try again to make it go viral

Cricket

the head is not very clever it is not very clever. Cannot remember last good night of sleep; know I did sleep some last night because I had a nightmare where my ~crush kept deadnaming me. He doesn't know my deadname. I'm not certain he knows I'm trans

morale has fallen sufficiently that I've put bsky back on my phone

like maybe/probably I should be. But in practice, am I

in the cinema I did have the thought "it would probably be pretty easy to talk me into becoming a Shaker if we still had them around evangelizing" and then a little later on I had the thought "on the other hand we literally do still have monks and in practice I am not a monk"

I am not going to get radicalized against the use of instruments in Christian worship but I might get (further; I already kind of leaned this way) radicalized against extradiegetic music in film. I think it's bourgeois, or something.

The biopic-ass biopic on its own I would probably have quite liked. I mean more or less. I liked the New York scenes because they reminded me of Golden Hill, which is a book I might reread if I can find my copy. And if I can't I won't.

literally I spend most of my life with nobody trying to tell me anything about Shakerism and that is actually fine with me

The fact is if you don't trust me to be spiritually moved by the human voice in song without extradiegetic(!!) instrumental accompaniment you don't have any business trying to tell me shit about Shakerism. What are we doing! Oh my God!

People seem to have loved it and it's making me insane

it's the one real swing and it's so offensive to me. Oh my God