Robert K. Young

I asked my bartender for the usual. He had me escorted from the premises.

It's gotten to the point where you can't tell the groypers from the gropers in the Republican Party.

Psst. Your inner dialogue is on speaker phone.

What is the height limit for short story writers?

What's with bees and purple?

It does annoy me, it shouldn't be "Venus In Furs", it should be "Venus Implies".

Hulk Hogan is dead. Do you still think wrestling is fake?

If it weren't for me, I could get some peace.

Here's hoping all the TGIF people get together with all the other TGIF people and leave the rest of us the hell alone.

You really can teach an old dog new tricks but fuck you they’re old and tricks are for kids where’s the scotch

Unfollowed my sister. It's her birthday.

Irrefutable truth: The best track on any prog rock album is the shortest one.

Have a bowl of soup about it.

In Australia, English is spoken counterclockwise.

Look, I'm Deep State.okay. You have nothing to worry about.

Given the times, I wouldn't even try to predict yesterday.

Content Resigner.

Unlike Trump, I first spoke to the house at 14 months of age. Like Trump, I did it with a fully loaded diaper.

These tariffs are serious business. I just paid $31.89 for breakfast - at home.

I stand with help.

My brand? Bottom shelf. Dented.

What's the warranty on promise?

(Fighting my way out of a corner)
Look, everyday is an anniversary if you think about it, how can I be expected to remember just one.

Happy Valentine's Day.
If you love someone set them straight.

Tell me how much you love me.

Lie if you have to.

I had a bowl of soup instead.

Is retro retro yet?

Does Trump play the fiddle? I smell smoke.

Trump looks like an anthropomorphic rendering of a very bad idea.

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