Nathan Robinson

Fucking Nay. No way this 1st round 3 game series makes sense. Much prefer the series getting longer as the playoffs progress.

JP!!!!

They put his blurb above his photo, unfortunately. They did have more to say, though.

I think this just cements the need for an award for most consistent. Coach/Goalkeeper of the Decade, perhaps. As a side benefit, it would serve as a reminder to Caleb Porter that none of his peers really rate him.

Y'all. The apostrophe is important

You had this coming when you lead with the bucket hat.

Pretty wild to insinuate Leo Chu's lackluster career is somehow Schmetzer's fault. Schmetz continued to give that dude chances when none of us believed in him anymore.

That executive decision to put Seattle in Tier 1 is looking pretty great right now. Cemented, even.

From your lips to Nouhou's ears...

It looks pretty in staged photos, but I think in practice:

1. Your outlets aren't located at eye-height (for the most part),
2. Your phone will block the other outlet frequently,
3. You're going to leave your phone &/or charger somewhere dumb.

Everyone with eyes is so glad you're joining us.

on the corner of Belmont Ave E and E Olive Way, per Sounders IG.

That would be fun, but everything I've read has pointed to it being released in August...

"What more could Nick Markanich possibly have needed to do to earn a 2nd yellow whilst taking down Georgi Minongou?"

Genuine question, are the questions to the refs allowed to be as hostile as sometimes seems deserved?

I'll feel bad when they get moved to Sacramento.

Morning Yearning Ben Harper · Both Sides Of The Gun · Song · 2006

Haven't thought of this song in ages, thanks(mean it): open.spotify.com/track/7nXGdg...

C'monnn Julian Gressel... the east coast sucks, anyway.

I appreciate everything he's done and now I want him to sell his shares before he does something that stupid.

It's like Herc forgot about Chivas USA, or even early LAFC games. This isn't new, chief.

Friar Tuck?

Sounders should make a line of jersey reprints for players with moments like these (cowards/you won't!/etc.). I'd definitely buy this Traore kit.

It feels like they know how horribly received the idea is going to be so they're never going to actually pitch it.

Somebody found their Revolution crayons in the bottom of their pencil box.

This makes much more sense, and seem like very good deals compared to our runs with Nathan, Musovski, etc.