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lover of animals, law, and garbage tv. She/her; “everywhere she went, including here, was against her better judgment”

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Is the Eye of Sauron endorsement coming for the Cuomo campaign too?

04.11.2025 05:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman is sitting in a crowd of people with her mouth open and the words `` i hate it ! '' Alt: Elaine from Seinfeld angrily gestures and yells ``i hate it !''

I have genuine distress about it, I’ve been so impressed with them and they felt like a sanity port in the storm

04.11.2025 01:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I shuddered when they mentioned Jacqueline just now #RHOP

03.11.2025 02:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New antipope just dropped

03.11.2025 01:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman says that is so stupid in a bravo ad Alt: Nene Leakes says “that is so stupid” in a confessional after hearing Phaedra claim they’d be inducing her at 35 weeks

Jassi and Phaedra have the same baby mathematics #RHOP

03.11.2025 01:13 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman in a gold dress is standing in an elevator with her hands on her hips and says or maybe this Alt: a woman in a gold dress and a giant gold headpiece is standing in an elevator with her hands on her hips and twirls around and says “or…maybe this?”

An O Group realtor showing up to sell you a house at 9:30 a.m. on a Tuesday #SellingSunset

31.10.2025 02:43 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

*unliking lol this show made me so mad #RHOC

31.10.2025 02:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with a beard is pointing at the camera and saying `` i give it to ya , you got me there '' . Alt: a man with a beard is pointing at the camera and saying `` i give it to ya , you got me there '' .

Ok Tamra Grudge make me chuckle #RHOC

31.10.2025 01:18 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is saying " that 's not how it works " Alt: Seth Meyers at his late night desk saying " that 's not how it works "

These dingbats don’t know how polygraphs or liking and liking posts work #RHOC

31.10.2025 01:17 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why don’t you say what you DO believe then, Gretchen? Again she keeps saying this isn’t how she feels, but say trans women are women. Say queer, say anything affirmative about the communities you’ve hurt! #RHOC

31.10.2025 01:11 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

When Gretchen responded to my comment calling her out on a bravo fan IG account, I said she could easily just prove her heart by posting a very enthusiastic pro queer & trans post (If that’s where her values truly lie) But she hasn’t posted any of that, so she’s just a post liking bigot. #RHOC

31.10.2025 01:01 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For sure. But he was trying to also come across as unbothered when he was clearly all bothered lol

30.10.2025 21:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie says " legen wait for it dary " while another man looks on Alt: Barney from How I Met Your Mother in a suit and tie says " legen..:wait for it…dary " and raises his hand to high five Ted

I apparently memory-wiped the fact that Bre named her son Legendary, it was too traumatic, but now I have to learn it all over again 😭 #SellingSunset

30.10.2025 14:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a sloth is laying in a hammock with the words `` how about '' written above it . Alt: a sloth is laying in a hammock and slowly turns while saying `` how about…NO ''
30.10.2025 11:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A musical act? Basketball? Basketball because of a scene from the show that didn’t air? Like what was going on??

30.10.2025 02:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like is a magician up next or

30.10.2025 02:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a zebra print sweater is holding a cup of coffee and says what 's going on Alt: David from Schitt’s Crewk in a zebra print sweater is holding a cup of coffee, gestures broadly while looking distressed and says “what 's going on”

Why tf is a basketball player here, is this a telethon #LoveIsBlind

30.10.2025 01:59 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It is sorta hilarious Patrick wanted back a ring he didn’t actually buy #LoveIsBlind

30.10.2025 01:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Yeah now I remember her classic “makeout and jump on him which means breaking up with him and never talking to him again”

30.10.2025 01:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a painting of a very fat man with the words y tho above him Alt: a painting of a very fat medieval clergyman asking “y tho” flashing

This is the most I’ve ever liked Jordan, but he really needs to just eat the chicken like a human #LoveIsBlind

30.10.2025 01:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anton dressed like the Reunion was blind, too #LoveIsBlind

30.10.2025 01:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cheeseburger empanadas created by the whitest lady you know launching with a 1950’s sock hop, yup makes sense, no notes #SellingSunset

30.10.2025 01:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

If you see this, post 4 female characters you love.

29.10.2025 04:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Rocky from below deck early seasons, who jumped off of the boat rather than quit like a human being

Rocky from below deck early seasons, who jumped off of the boat rather than quit like a human being

I won’t take Lisa seriously until she puts grenadine on oysters, strips down to her undies, and tries to swim to shore #RHOSLC

29.10.2025 01:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Britani must be flirting with that infant deck hand because she heard her daughter calling #RHOSLC

29.10.2025 01:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bronwyn in a bright yellow dress that has a puffy inflatable waist that looks a lot like a life preserver. But it probably costs more than your house

Bronwyn in a bright yellow dress that has a puffy inflatable waist that looks a lot like a life preserver. But it probably costs more than your house

Did Bronwyn think the super yacht did not provide life preservers to the guests?? #RHOSLC

29.10.2025 00:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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12PM Update: The eye of #Melissa is approaching the southwestern coast of Jamaica. STAY IN YOUR SHELTER! For the latest visit http://hurricanes.gov https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G4XAWx0WkAAUTrh.png

28.10.2025 17:19 — 👍 24    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 0

Max cuddles jellyfish and breaks his own dick on the boat. And he’s the competent one. #BelowDeckMed

28.10.2025 00:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m pointing out it’s weird for them to accuse her of still being married but also apparently chasing another man like she’s single 🤷‍♀️

27.10.2025 01:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van Alt: a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van pointing at each other

So is she not divorced from her husband, or is she chasing Chris Samuels?? #RHOP

27.10.2025 01:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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