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How bad does Rogers have to play to get a day off to get his head right?

Now hold on Tom, you're telling me adding a guy who was still good in the prem to an MLS team is a good thing? Seems sus

It is not, but I'm sure your next pink suit or strongly worded letter will stop the fascists dead in their tracks

Good thing y'all literally never fucking do anything then

Time to find out what happens when a megacorp sues a federal government for libel, I guess

They look like they aren't even trying :/

Accurate reporting?

You know Simo would have hated you, right

Just saw a video of a ring wing media personality getting blown the fuck away tucked between an article about my favorite soccer team and a picture of somebodies cat

And y'know, maybe the internet is a bit too much for our brains

I don't ask for much

Apprehensive about this, but In Albright We Trust

I want to drink the forbidden slushie

That is...profound mental illness

If you're RSL

I don't know how we sell you our RWB, then come back to you to fill the exact same position, and you manage to leverage that into...what? A bag of magic beans?

whattttt theeeee hellllllll

You know it's possible to just shut the fuck up and not be a worthless ghoul, right Shawn?

How are we ever going to fight the mechahitler if we stop to care what happens to this stupid asshole

Honestly I think I'll wait to start caring until right after ICE specifically drags you off somewhere

I don't have time for pet causes like keeping you safe, you see. It's not the time for purity testing, and all that

Hey, why not just do something crazy like actually fight for all marginalized groups at once?

You stupid fucking ghoul

No, that was allocation order, the last thing Chris Albright exploited so well that MLS killed it

This probably killed discovery rights though

If MLS is going to have this dumbass system, Albright is right to exploit it. 400k in GAM is enough for another U-22 with leftovers for next seasons roster.

I know it's just a friendly, but I'm so fucking excited I get to see my beloved Villa in person tonight #avfc #utv

Actual MLS fans don't give a shit about international exposure, man. Attempting to appeal to eurosnobs is truly the "Kamala photo op with Liz Cheney" of soccer PR

Can't wait for when Messi finally fucks off and Inter Miami gets hit with the "sudden discovery" of years of blatant fuckery

Local man breaks rules, finds out there are consequences

Oh shit, my bad. Didn't even look at your profile picture. That's uncool of me.

You're just a dumbass, then, I guess

Fuck yeah, thug out bro, you look so cool

I have an idea for how we can speed this up a week, but you're gonna need to pick a building you won't miss

If I know one thing about you, Will; it's that you have no idea how to get people to vote for you

So I'll take your opinion here with a grain of salt

I'm sure the five City fans over the age of 16 are tore up about this