Need to battle rap a lawyer so I can end my verse with "you just got diss-barred"

Practicing my basslines for tomorrow's marathon recording session and I farted a perfectly in tune A4, which happened to be the tonic of the tune I was practicing.

Honestly, amazing omen lmao

It's difficult to figure out the line between "stay informed enough to not enable growing fascism/oppression/genocide" and "doomscroll for hours where it serves absolutely no purpose"

The best way to convince me to donate to Wikipedia is to be the richest person in the world and tell me that I should not donate to Wikipedia

Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.

Student: Good song, but I need a bigger number to win this talent show

Me: makes sense - you know what they say in this age of social media, "bigger number, better person"

Student: ....

Me: that was funny right?!

Student: do you just make jokes at kids all day and no one laughs?

Me: ....yes

I bought a rice cooker last week and finally just used it

Never going back, I feel so powerful