barbell wench

If you pour a Fresca on the grass at the Rose Bowl under a blood moon a new fully grown Neuheisel spawns from the turf

UCLA going nepo and immediately dragging Penn State into the depths of hell rules

I do not ask for much, I just want to ruin someone else’s season

The early aughts are alive and well in rural Nebraska

a cartoon of a rabbit and a cat playing guitar in front of a quiznos sub ALT: a cartoon of a rabbit and a cat playing guitar in front of a quiznos sub

I ate at a QUIZNOS today! I didn’t know they still existed 😭

We have also been meeting girls’ girls at an incredible rate, Innings Fest is for the girlies you heard it here first! @sourcederived.bsky.social

The interpreter is air guitaring Gary Clark Jr. and fuckin NAILING IT

The two MVPs of innings fest are the ASL interpreter at the main stage and the gal working the beer stand who gave me some of her sunscreen 🫡

tweet by cj (@futurevictim_) from 2021: “the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard”

happy super bowl to all

Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.

To me this is presidential

Why is the Jayhawk in witness protection?

Screenshot of an Apple Music playlist called A Renaissance! First track is Renaissance! by San Fermin, followed by the album RENAISSANCE by Beyoncé.

Sometimes I make stupid ass playlists just to feel something, this one rips though Actually

In a time where it's clear the only way to survive is to move pretty far leftward and make a lot of major painful changes, the Dems are deciding to stay giggly in the middle and do lip service opposition. "I told you so" no WE told you so and you refused to listen and you ruined everything.

Lee Atwater had a pungent and famous quote about how once conservatives could no longer use the n-word they used things like “states’ rights” to invoke the same spirit.

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration any more — if it ever was — to say they use DEI as the n-word.

"you voted for the inefficient nazis instead of us who are actually good at it" just primary all these fucks, theyre literally begging their voters to do a Tea Party on them

[eloquently] The President should be a totally different guy than he has been for his entire life.

If I am Pagliacci and I paid a copay to go to the doctor and the doctor recommended I go see myself, I'm gonna fight the doctor. The nurse literally typed in "Current employment: Pagliacci the Clown."

@edsbs.bsky.social watching Akron football:

🎶when I go to the store I wanna buy those crab classics🎶

lemon: mix me with sugar for a refreshing summer treat

lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch

grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor

I will never be convinced that impoverished and sick people or kids who get free lunch at school are my enemy. I will never ever see things that way. I will always be angry that we keep having these debates.

me 15 minutes after the edible hits

Omg so happy to see old mans Tito thriving 🥰

HI HELLO ILY I ALSO HOPE YOU ARE WELL!!! We are doing great aside from *gestures widely*

This episode was so good 😭 their Eric Adams episodes are comfort listening for me lmao

I think the real secret is a mix of both but for now, only gainz 😂😤

What I’ve been up to the last couple years 🙂‍↔️

She has foregone yoga for the barbell arts but don’t worry, the Posting will continue until morale improves

The wench is back (to howl into the void)