If I was in an old time-y noir film, I'd be the haggard guy sloppily pouring himself a stiff drink... only I'd be gesticulating with a cold brew and oat milk
17.08.2025 01:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@pyrlian.bsky.social
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If I was in an old time-y noir film, I'd be the haggard guy sloppily pouring himself a stiff drink... only I'd be gesticulating with a cold brew and oat milk
17.08.2025 01:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The thing about PBS is that LeVar Burton was to me what MrBeast is to kids today.
02.08.2025 02:04 โ ๐ 4571 ๐ 710 ๐ฌ 88 ๐ 65Hell yeah, man, we got the bees on our side
02.08.2025 02:17 โ ๐ 114 ๐ 33 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1Emmett Till memorial shot up with bullets
People with guns proudly posing in front of the Emmett Till memorial shot up with bullets
A bulletproof Emmett Till memorial. Riddled with bullet dents.
All I think about when I hear people say that itโs bad taste to dance on Hulk Hoganโs grave is that Emmett Tillโs monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply wonโt stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
28.07.2025 01:12 โ ๐ 23440 ๐ 7397 ๐ฌ 522 ๐ 270*whispers* Wife is gone this weekend, might get crazy and watch the director's cut of Kingdom of Heaven
11.07.2025 15:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0jack dorsey invents bitchat? look in the mirror jack thats where the bitchat
08.07.2025 13:26 โ ๐ 136 ๐ 44 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The back of a Little Golden Book, on which the text: โEvery kind of gay person is illustrated on the back of a Little Golden Bookโ is surrounded by cartoon and childrenโs book characters
08.07.2025 10:53 โ ๐ 1113 ๐ 155 ๐ฌ 35 ๐ 48a drawing of two men on the beach, one with his hands on the other's chest and shoulders, saying "No Skinny Scare-Crow for me!" while a thin woman stands in the foreground looking annoyed
bit from a 50s ad for something to stop people from being skinny. This guy has chosen a muscleman over his thin girlfriend and is being a real jerk about it
07.07.2025 16:00 โ ๐ 43 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Women messing with menโs heads du jour: Judith slicing off head of Holofernes. No prettifying this story from Artemisia Gentileschi in 1611. Today is her day.
08.07.2025 13:19 โ ๐ 545 ๐ 78 ๐ฌ 20 ๐ 15The BCS Patreon has fallen below the monthly amount we need to keeping paying our authors a pro rate and our First Readers a worthy honorarium. Sometimes folks need to lower or pause their support; we understand. But <1% of our readership donates or supports. www.patreon.com/beneath_ceas... 1/2
02.07.2025 00:32 โ ๐ 82 ๐ 109 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 26Mother Theresa put a dish towel on her head and she was a "saint" but when I put a dish towel on MY head I'm "drunk in the kitchen again?"
23.06.2025 23:16 โ ๐ 81 ๐ 28 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
19.06.2025 12:42 โ ๐ 18874 ๐ 5941 ๐ฌ 51 ๐ 91I think instead of saying, "You'll be okay," we should be saying, "I'll fight for you"
We don't have to drown everything in positivity, some shit sucks
World Refugee Day Rally Against Bill C-2 Friday, June 20, 5:00 p.m. Human Rights Monument 220 Elgin Street, Ottawa, ON Speakers begin at 5:30 p.m.
Every human rights and refugee organization I know of in Canada is raising serious concerns about Bill C-2. If you are in Ottawa this Friday, you can add your voice by joining this rally at the human rights monument.
18.06.2025 12:54 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 3Thank you to everyone who helped us over the $10,000 line! We're also thankful to everyone spreading the word.
We're still only halfway to our base goal!
If you haven't donated yet, we would very much appreciate your support. Check the link โฌ๏ธ to see if any of this year's tiers catch your eye!
K there's a lot of millenial shaming right now and some of it is warranted but gays, don't let them tell you you shouldn't bring back the hair bump. That little faux pompadour? Melt.
Let this be the thing the straights are afraid to appropriate.
despite everything tumblr remains undefeated as a platform full of the funniest people online fyi
11.06.2025 18:09 โ ๐ 4971 ๐ 1583 ๐ฌ 14 ๐ 10Today I pushed my story forward by rewriting a conversation so that two characters were revealing things about themselves with each sentence.
(this shared knowledge should come back to haunt them later)
Lying under an open window while thunder makes promises of whatโs behind it.
06.06.2025 18:48 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0While I'm between day jobs, I've been offering story critique services. I still have a few openings left this month. If you're interested, please send me a message!
atgreenblatt.com/short-story-...
It would help a lot of more effort was made to normalize wearing masks. It's just obvious. Smoky outside? Wear a mask. Feel like you're coming down with something? Wear a mask when around others. COVID surge? Measles outbreak? In a high risk situation? At a clinic/hospital? Wear a mask.
03.06.2025 14:00 โ ๐ 93 ๐ 30 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 0A variety of crows based on real species are on a pastel background. The surroundings are filled with sparkly effects that crows love. The birds are smiling gently or playfully and look happy and joyful.
Happy crows ๐ฆโโฌ
30.05.2025 16:20 โ ๐ 14500 ๐ 3639 ๐ฌ 142 ๐ 58Heads up Ottawa that the city is gonna be gridlock hell today and tomorrow because of King Chuck's visit.
I've had to cancel an appointment and a meeting because there are so many road closures coming, which means extreme congestion everywhere else. I'd a been late for everything!
A black cat sits in a high-backed green armchair with his paws resting together on the arm. The light shining on him casts a sharp, clear and pointy-eared shadow.
Moving has been a very stressful process, but his ability to cast an imposing shadow is inexhaustible.
25.05.2025 03:07 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Correct, Harvard today the rest of the universities tomorrow
25.05.2025 02:08 โ ๐ 6243 ๐ 1633 ๐ฌ 144 ๐ 44The "they left the AI prompt in their published novel" stuff is mind-boggling because, as someone writing a novel for fun, it's like they're on a different planet. Why are you letting the machine steal your fun, dummy? Are the tens of dollars and the esteem of Good Reads members really worth it?
22.05.2025 12:27 โ ๐ 52 ๐ 12 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1The clothes and food are the worldbuilding - where do they come from, who's doing the labor, what's the climate, how are goods being moved? This is worldbuilding to me. Are there luxury goods? Are there precious metals? That says a lot already.
21.05.2025 16:21 โ ๐ 43 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1Today I'll push the story forward by remembering that my brain is easily bored, and this quality is what makes me want to rewrite scenes endlessly, forever.
I am not, in fact, recieving divine inspiration on "how to make it better," and I can't step forward without a place to brace my foot.