Aaron Mucciolo

www.badcaricatures.com

I’m like an anti-vampire (awake during day, doesn’t drink blood, no cloaks etc.)

highway to the danger zone? please. what this city needs is free and accessible public transit to the danger zone

So few ever manage that last half sea. My sister tried for nigh on two decades, but it forever remained just outside her grasp.

@planetofthemoon.bsky.social

Ah, but can they... love?

All these goobers posting airplanes and stars thinking they’re drones made me realize that if there was social media 500 years ago, a bunch of people would have been sharing pictures labeled “omg a mermaid” with community notes like “that’s a rock” and “manatee.”

Kid: “old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O”

Spelling bee judge: “not even close”

Petition to get Ludacris an Emmy for that State Farm commercial.

Related:

Dooooo you have

January is just what we put in the strategic plan. Your manager should communicate to you a specific date that aligns with your birthday and overall job functions. Remember, we're all about work-death balance here!

when i say "i've never been better" i don't mean i'm doing great. i mean i have never recovered

Finally, The Fix returns...

Can Vogue do a spread with Christopher Walken in a snowy forest so we can have Walken walkin' ina Anna Wintour's winter?

Don't sell me short, I can easily be both.

Regal Cinemas has us sitting watching commercials and trailers for half an hour past the stated movie start time.

Half an hour.

Have you thought about buying cheaper hands instead?

Album cover labeled 'introducing... THE BEATLES England's No.1 Vocal Group's with an image of the four members posing in matching suits, shirts and ties.

Show of hands - who thinks these guys are gonna flop?

I believe that statement should have ended with 'your time starts now'.

Intriguing how both these commercials and 'Letters Live' started in 2013.

Sprint Unlimited, My Way TV Spot, 'A Phone Call Between Mr. & Mrs. Lewis' Everything you do on the Sprint network is important. James Earl Jones and Malcolm McDowell simulate a phone call between Mr. and Mrs. Lewis, two people trying to find each other in a store.

Please enjoy and/or remember that time James Earl Jones and Malcolm McDowell did some truly sublime commercials together.

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Why not maraner?

Fashion Icon Parappa the Rapper

After the absolute tour de force that is 'Gastronauts'*, I cannot _wait_ to see what 'Nobody Asked' brings to Dropout.tv

* seriously, it's so funny and so dumb and so, so funny

YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 MST3K Turkey Day Potluck of the Stars Marathon | ALL THANKSGIVING DAY

Looking for alternatives to awkward dinner-table political discussions this Thanksgiving? The folks at MST3K have your back with another Turkey Day marathon, including guest appearances from fans like Mark Hamill and Bryan Fuller: #filmsky 📽️ MST3KTurkeyDay.com

“Unity” can have value, I think, if it involves people putting aside smaller priorities to collectively pursue bigger priorities. It isn’t worth anything to put aside your biggest priorities for the sake of unity itself. That just amounts to “most stubborn person wins.”

There wolf. There castle.

I Know What's On Your Mind Right Now it's POD isn't it

Neither Amazon nor POD are the reason some books seem low quality