Stu Imrie

Bagged a Ralph Lauren tablecloth with napkins for an absolute steal today, so I decided that Christmas dinner table decorating is now my job and put myself through a YouTube napkin folding crash course.

Digging the ribbed pouch and rose jobbies.

I feel both very weird and very cool at once.

Of course!

Headlines I wish existed #1

'Starmer: from farmer harmer to farmer charmer.'

Is that a Nike trainer?

More wind = Cheaper electricity on the Octopus Agile tariff.

Keep it coming.

Bravo, James. 👏

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He's lacking something..

Dammit! I was counting on you!

No, then.

Do any of you nice people know what date the Athens, Syntagma Square Christmas Tree lights get switched on?

Holy Cosmos, Batman!

Not sure what you mean by an apple baked good, but here's an apple pie I baked.

Do we get a gold star?

It only makes pouring messy if you try and pour out of the side the cap is on. Apart from that, the act of pouring from the bottle hasn't changed.

I have no idea why anybody would deem caps attached to bottles a bad thing.

And also for those who don't.

I was wondering what to have for dinner tonight. Bratwurst it is!

(Minus the Lederhosen)

Foo Fighters.

The correct spelling is 'Response'.

I've met some extremely mature and impressive 16 year old kids, but I'm also the father of a less mature and less impressive 16 year old (I love him, regardless) who begins to concern me every time he wakes up in the morning.

How are the two linked?

Kindly form an orderly 'being blocked by Stu' queue.

Thankfully.

Expect lots of fireworks before and after those dates.

Kinell..

A favourite in our house in the 80's.

Must be crunchy, though. Smooth is for wimps.

Is anyone else thinking, 'Really??'.

Squeezy mayo for the win!

Musk, one day..