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@baphometadata.bsky.social

Semi-retired early cybernetics adopter. Sometimes blockchain and computer vision nerd. everywhere and nowhere simultaneously at once shoggoth.ink (any/mirror pronouns)

605 Followers  |  374 Following  |  4,880 Posts  |  Joined: 26.04.2023  |  1.7491

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tfw the project failed but you still have the domain for a year.

rhizomes.io

12.12.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Aang (cube)

Aang (cube)

Katara (cube)

Katara (cube)

Sokka (cube)

Sokka (cube)

Toph (cube)

Toph (cube)

"Andi, do not turn the Avatar The Last Airbender cast into cubes" I'm going to do it… I'm going to turn them into cubes

12.12.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes I will always put that in quotes like "the quote unquote" because I am insufferable.

12.12.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The disparity in IRL friend discord servers' wholesomeness that's streaming "The Game Awards" is real indicative of why I'm so exhausted from code switching all the time.

12.12.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Walking to my car, I pass two men in button-downs and overhear an adamant voice: β€œI have seen people levitate. I have seen someone crawl up the wall.”

13.09.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am looking forward to no longer being the on call domain expert for several spicier topics soon.

11.12.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes, "history will remember this", in the sense that this will be a well-regarded mission in a Call of Duty game within 20 years

10.12.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cybertruck stuck nearly vertically on a utility pole's support wire

Cybertruck stuck nearly vertically on a utility pole's support wire

nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck

26.11.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9413    πŸ” 2337    πŸ’¬ 164    πŸ“Œ 165

Heh.

And by heh I mean...

"Oops."πŸŒŠπŸ«”πŸ—‘οΈ

10.12.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She's been doing this to people for years apparently but I think moving back in with her parents has enabled infinite time and resources to just -- whatever the hell her ordeal is.

10.12.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gee golly not my ex wife making sock puppet FB accounts based on people she resents again I thought we left that trick in 2024.

10.12.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unpopular Opinion:

Incels as we know them really haven't existed since COVID. Most of them are degens now and benefitted from the world being forced to accommodate towards autistic shut-ins.

09.12.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Phrack #72 PUZZLE CHALLENGE >>> WALKTHROUGH <<< is OUT.

Everyone who did not find the hidden secrets in the hardcopy release: This is your chance.

β™₯️ Stay curious and live forever β™₯️

phrack.org/dl/72/puzzle...

09.12.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weird reflection -- most people I see complaining about AI art when writers, illustrators, VAs etc could have been used are valid.

But most fabrication artists I know bitching about it make mid-ass junk and just seem to be mad their one time 3D printer investment has competition at local events.

09.12.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An antagonistic heart! >__<

09.12.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What if I flash this antagonistic dewlap?

09.12.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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blackberry mix - stellz stellz

1hr 4m of music i'd call "circuit dub"

house / prog house, tech, & related genres,
echo engaged

08.12.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyways I'd like to shout out the older engineer on my team for dealing with me going off about crypto on shrooms.

08.12.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Proving Doom (1993) can run on an embedded medical device from the 90s is not worth the sanity hit when it's running on *your* early embedded device.

08.12.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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OSINT reminder: I posted a heavily-redacted screenshot of my teenage profile on a site.

Someone went through everything I liked they could determine and deduced me as the common denominator.

DM'd to let me know. They were a friend luckily. Anonymity will burn if someone really, really wants you.

08.12.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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New video! Getting Into Cybersecurity - An Interview with @jun34u.bsky.social!

Jun34u, a hacker and Cult of the Dead Cow member shares her cybersecurity journey!

Watch now! youtu.be/BYOnnU22R-Y

03.12.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would like to on record as apologizing for bringing old alt-lit "tao lin motherfuckery" into the workplace.

06.12.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a very special stream this sunday.... my birthday!!! πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‰ with two great games, one being an early birthday present from @necrosoftgames.com! ty for the code!!

04.12.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On the other side of the "come down to the American South and say it to my face, paid 30k for god-damned Ayahuasca in Thailand" chat, elsewise be glad I turned down the private 300k USD relocation to SF offer:

04.12.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...maybe don't immediately trauma dump all your blue state life issues onto people that actually just came thru to code and got caught up in some weird ass psyops via your favorite "research capitol of the world everyone ignores because Texas just a bunch of dumb imbred schizo hicks".

04.12.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IDK how to tell you this but if someone is new to your community and in an embattled red state with a tight knit infosec circle or three that constantly play "pass the nuclear gossip football"...

04.12.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The flat teeth fed party has noided me out of another night's sleep again.

Explained to super cool coworkers I'm having trouble processing political deaths in my local community as we're now at 3 in 2 weeks and its hard to not have flashbacks to getting death threats at people misreading the room.

04.12.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ʸᴼᡁᴿ ᴴᴱᴬᴰ ᴬ ˒ᴾᴸᴼᴰᴱ

04.12.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

index.php is so fucking back

03.12.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

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