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Semi-retired early cybernetics adopter. DataOps/SRE in a LLM lane is my day job; don't expect a lot brain calls left to expend on socials. everywhere and nowhere simultaneously at once ccru.moe + shoggoth.ink (any/mirror pronouns)

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(I mostly dealt with it by preloading tasks during rare communication moments and a lot of fetal position dissociation.)

03.02.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've gone through some forms of this but I'm not sure exactly how medical vs somatic it was -- it typically felt like having to play the world's most annoying old port of breakout in my own brain to communicate.

03.02.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm an appropriate joy to work with.

03.02.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Coworkers: We had earthquakes this morning.
Me: The Earth is reclaiming Cali from Anthropic.

03.02.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

wishing a merry groundhog day to all of us trapped in circles of our own design

02.02.2026 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

First time trying them -- will post a report once they're open.

02.02.2026 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(I think gulf and border proximity has really given us an advantage on dealing with imports.)

02.02.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Austin, Texas.

02.02.2026 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trans andro mess for trans girl disasters forever I guess. πŸͺΌπŸ‘Ύ

02.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just realized I'm in love with a trans girl I used to work with; rate my copium groceries.

02.02.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
please revere me, my purpose eludes me
YouTube video by lovekurousa please revere me, my purpose eludes me
02.02.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sold.

01.02.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes this is inviting feedback.

01.02.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Going through my "list of games that I didn't get to finish due to failed relationships getting in the way" and DOOM (2016) is now complete.

Contemplating Armored Core VI next but also tempted to finally play Half-Life for the first time but am not sure if I should just get Black Mesa instead.

01.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
The calendar for the first three months of 2026, with today, Saturday, January 31, highlighted. February begins on Sunday and lasts for exactly four weeks, ending on Saturday.

The calendar for the first three months of 2026, with today, Saturday, January 31, highlighted. February begins on Sunday and lasts for exactly four weeks, ending on Saturday.

We have a perfect Rectangular February coming up, first time we’ve had one since 2015

Maybe this is what finally closes the loop and fixes the world

31.01.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1314    πŸ” 387    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 56

Qanon existed as a kind of cognitive dissonance movement for child abusers and guys who mainline csam to not think of themselves as monsters

31.01.2026 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 789    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 7
Elon Musk email to Jeffery Epstein: "Hi Jeff! I was thinking of flying down for an epic vacation. [REDACTED] told me you were planning a party. (girls FTW!) I cleared my calendar. What are the details. Thank you good sir.

Elon Musk email to Jeffery Epstein: "Hi Jeff! I was thinking of flying down for an epic vacation. [REDACTED] told me you were planning a party. (girls FTW!) I cleared my calendar. What are the details. Thank you good sir.

you don't hate these people enough

31.01.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 445    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 19
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I am in local gossip hell afk for a few days.

30.01.2026 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All notifications are dopamine gifts from the neural network gods.

30.01.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dudes rock.

29.01.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Fuck it maybe I should dress more like a club kid" feels in reaction to being stressed at work is definitely something I should write down and examine a bit more ong.

29.01.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"You thick."

Brah yeah and this is literally the limits of my rib cage.

29.01.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't love my body most days but fuck deprogramming from an entire media apparatus that told me this was a bad body for years.

29.01.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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tw: family, trying to be body posi

Having nightmares about how bad EDs were in my house growing up (esp around my oldest sister once paying me to lose weight) -- like this is the fittest I've been since 2014 and the nineties really did a number on my generation and body image.

29.01.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

A gentle reminder its three hours away but my closet et tu closet.

28.01.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone with less mania than me tell me if these are a good idea.

28.01.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay jung Jungians:

No one’s time is up.

Have a little faith.

12.09.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People skills of a fucking gnat some of these fucking python devs.

26.01.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder: your brain and your heart were not built for this.

You are not meant to see a video of a woman being shot, followed by a cat, followed by a creek, followed by the thoughts of a friend, followed by the thoughts of a random person, and so on…

It is imperative that you take time away

08.01.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

hey everybody lifelong tech expert here

> "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility

that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps

25.01.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 15369    πŸ” 6122    πŸ’¬ 254    πŸ“Œ 119

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