"preen gulls", you say
04.02.2026 06:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@jfoy.bsky.social
Also @jfoy@mastodon.social. He/him, cishet xennial nerd in urban Cascadia. Gradatim.
"preen gulls", you say
04.02.2026 06:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"manure milk" has a certain ring to it
04.02.2026 05:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just give the preta a CLI: the progressive discovery works out better in the end
04.02.2026 05:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Badass!
04.02.2026 05:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Very.
04.02.2026 05:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can't not hear this in the tone of voice of @carisahendrix.bsky.social's Lucy Darling
04.02.2026 04:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0sure, sure, only busts 'em out for special occasions
04.02.2026 03:00 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Or just wearing them through the shower
04.02.2026 02:49 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0(I am now earwormed with Rich Dworsky's upbeat jazzy piano accompaniment to Powdermilk Biscuits)
04.02.2026 02:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We can fix it in software!
04.02.2026 02:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Same. It hurts, and how dare they.
In high school it was a big honor when a priest and beloved Latin teacher was recalled to serve at the Vatican. A couple years later the news broke that he'd been having a "consensual affair" with a minor student. Students were appalled; surely not Pater.
An orthopedic surgery clinic called Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees
04.02.2026 00:51 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Andy Serkis in a mocap suit.
03.02.2026 16:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π€
03.02.2026 02:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But that's 400 words more than where you started!
03.02.2026 00:51 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh, I dunno. Peel off your shirt, maybe roll around a bit in the frozen mud, and stepping outside might feel comparatively intelligent.
02.02.2026 21:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's pigeon, not egeon.
02.02.2026 20:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The answer is for WA to become the anti-MAGA. Invest in higher ed, not cut it as Gov. Ferguson wants. Fund the research and health care that Trump and DOGE cut. Hire all the scientists and experts looking for a good job in a good place. Build a lot more housing so people can afford to move here.
31.01.2026 17:10 β π 448 π 81 π¬ 10 π 3for the lulz
31.01.2026 03:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So are we testing to failure or
31.01.2026 03:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh, so it wasn't enough to get stabbed in the eyeball; now the other one needs electroplay too? Condolences, and Not My Kink.
31.01.2026 03:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Course not, he's retired.
31.01.2026 00:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π§΅
30.01.2026 07:11 β π 2 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Shades of wilwheaton.net/typepad-imag...
30.01.2026 00:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is that 1/5 of an agent steak, stew, or ground?
29.01.2026 21:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's a common cafe item in our corner of Cascadia, but I never developed the taste for it. When I drink tea it's black or with a splash of milk.
29.01.2026 21:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not my fandom, but how do you deliver multiple fission warheads on a target without the first one fizzling the others? Wait for the fireball to mushroom? (I suppose pulse-propulsion engines have to solve the same problem.)
29.01.2026 21:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0With the daimyo!
29.01.2026 01:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think I was more radicalized by the 47 seasons of This Old House
29.01.2026 01:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Charismatic megafauna!
29.01.2026 01:15 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0