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@jfoy.bsky.social

Also @jfoy@mastodon.social. He/him, cishet xennial nerd in urban Cascadia. Gradatim.

490 Followers  |  1,708 Following  |  1,743 Posts  |  Joined: 08.08.2023  |  2.1565

Latest posts by jfoy.bsky.social on Bluesky

"preen gulls", you say

04.02.2026 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"manure milk" has a certain ring to it

04.02.2026 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just give the preta a CLI: the progressive discovery works out better in the end

04.02.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Badass!

04.02.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very.

04.02.2026 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't not hear this in the tone of voice of @carisahendrix.bsky.social's Lucy Darling

04.02.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sure, sure, only busts 'em out for special occasions

04.02.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or just wearing them through the shower

04.02.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

(I am now earwormed with Rich Dworsky's upbeat jazzy piano accompaniment to Powdermilk Biscuits)

04.02.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We can fix it in software!

04.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same. It hurts, and how dare they.

In high school it was a big honor when a priest and beloved Latin teacher was recalled to serve at the Vatican. A couple years later the news broke that he'd been having a "consensual affair" with a minor student. Students were appalled; surely not Pater.

04.02.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An orthopedic surgery clinic called Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees

04.02.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Andy Serkis in a mocap suit.

03.02.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀘

03.02.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But that's 400 words more than where you started!

03.02.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I dunno. Peel off your shirt, maybe roll around a bit in the frozen mud, and stepping outside might feel comparatively intelligent.

02.02.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's pigeon, not egeon.

02.02.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Seattle’s β€˜prosperity bomb’ may finally be fizzling. So now what? It’s the awkward thing about the affordability debate. Nothing makes a city cheaper faster than an economic bust.

The answer is for WA to become the anti-MAGA. Invest in higher ed, not cut it as Gov. Ferguson wants. Fund the research and health care that Trump and DOGE cut. Hire all the scientists and experts looking for a good job in a good place. Build a lot more housing so people can afford to move here.

31.01.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 448    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

for the lulz

31.01.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So are we testing to failure or

31.01.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, so it wasn't enough to get stabbed in the eyeball; now the other one needs electroplay too? Condolences, and Not My Kink.

31.01.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Course not, he's retired.

31.01.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🧡

30.01.2026 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shades of wilwheaton.net/typepad-imag...

30.01.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that 1/5 of an agent steak, stew, or ground?

29.01.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a common cafe item in our corner of Cascadia, but I never developed the taste for it. When I drink tea it's black or with a splash of milk.

29.01.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not my fandom, but how do you deliver multiple fission warheads on a target without the first one fizzling the others? Wait for the fireball to mushroom? (I suppose pulse-propulsion engines have to solve the same problem.)

29.01.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With the daimyo!

29.01.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I was more radicalized by the 47 seasons of This Old House

29.01.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Charismatic megafauna!

29.01.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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