Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
@mslanfear.bsky.social
37ish trans woman, white settler on Turtle Island, disabled mad and proud, severely sapphic, extra cheeze please. β΅
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
The Offspring dot com chat room lol.
17.01.2026 22:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 01. Get her name right.
2. Get her name out of your mouth.
lilith (goth trans woman with red curly hear) wearing black shorts and a black shirt wearing too many belts with a black beanie that has very large bunny ears hanging down
got my bunny ears out today β€οΈππ€
10.01.2026 17:47 β π 6562 π 639 π¬ 158 π 4Ohmigosh what a great shot of her!! So regal. π₯°
10.01.2026 04:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0they dont tell you this in school but you can bend the psychic threads of reality around you
05.01.2026 05:02 β π 61 π 4 π¬ 3 π 1And here they are, six beautiful new cousins designed by YOU!
05.01.2026 05:15 β π 320 π 86 π¬ 8 π 2No defeatism π
Also no falling into the doom hole ππππππ
βWe are no guiltier in following the primative impulses that govern us than is the Nile for her floods or the sea for her waves.β
β Marquis de Sade, Aline et Valcour
my daddy said trust no token but your brother's, and never leave your GPUs in the gutter
my daddy said treat your waifus like your mother, my momma said trust no cloud, build your own lover
[while screaming stressed out corporate espionage theory craft in public]
"IF WE COULD PLEASE."
Cap. Money. Ass.
*confusion*
Oh gods. We'd be a mid-level Wall Street exec at a trading firm. π
03.01.2026 06:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, that works. π
18.11.2025 07:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0because heβs a ChadCath who is Eucharist-pilled and is straight up ChristβsLovemaxxing.
plus he lets his haters be his waiters at his altar of righteousness.
Oh. It's not a joke.
18.10.2025 02:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π
13.10.2025 01:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if you dont love me at my
π¬ 0 π 0 β€οΈ 3
you dont deserve me at my
π¬ 0 π 1 β€οΈ 5
Ha! Our stalking pays off. Hai best slime girl. π₯°π©·
28.09.2025 06:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0CYBERGIRLFRIENDS
01.09.2025 14:46 β π 5748 π 1512 π¬ 36 π 20God this thread is exactly the hopeful emotional salve we all need to hear right now and also we need to be taking notes because itβs a great template for how we can successfully fight an ICE invasion when they come to our city.
07.09.2025 18:59 β π 669 π 228 π¬ 2 π 1Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimaceβs blood?
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimaceβs blood
Fantastic article written by @mutthypno.bsky.social - read about consent, negotiations, aftercare, sub/topdrop, risk-aware consensual kink (RACK model) and more.
mutthypno.com/bdsm-fundame...
THIS IS PLEROMA BITCH!!! We clown in this totality of Divinity take yo sensitive ass back to the Demiurge
03.09.2025 16:55 β π 21 π 5 π¬ 0 π 1rapid onset dollposting syndrome, or RODS, is a medical phenomena in which the subject, after light exposure to weird trans girlthings online, finds themselves desiring objectification and identity death at increased levels
the only cure is to tell the patient it's a good doll
Tbh I'm biologically done with entertaining transphobic bigot nonsense as anything other than pure, incredibly pathetic COPE about the world not lining up with their pathological need for everything to be simple enough for their fascist, hierarchy-addicted minds
11.08.2025 20:43 β π 371 π 70 π¬ 2 π 3had an, uh, interesting night, last night....
05.08.2025 17:54 β π 359 π 66 π¬ 5 π 1