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Presented without comment, the current scene outside Union Station in DC as I got off the train.

11.10.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1743    πŸ” 396    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 34
Pixels movie wiki page

Directed by Chris Columbus

Pixels movie wiki page Directed by Chris Columbus

the second worst thing ever done by a Christopher Columbus

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From the sound of music. Seven children stand in a line inside a grand house, wearing identical light blue sailor-style uniforms with dark collars, neckties, and knee socks. They are arranged from tallest to shortest, standing at attention on a patterned rug with a staircase and ornate wall paneling behind them.

From the sound of music. Seven children stand in a line inside a grand house, wearing identical light blue sailor-style uniforms with dark collars, neckties, and knee socks. They are arranged from tallest to shortest, standing at attention on a patterned rug with a staircase and ornate wall paneling behind them.

Oh shit, ANTIFA is suiting up

09.10.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1606    πŸ” 291    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 16
Homeland Security @DHSgov

We're having an All Night Revival

Still frame from a video: Painfully normal people zip tied on the side of the road, sitting on a guardrail in a row

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Homeland Security @DHSgov We're having an All Night Revival Still frame from a video: Painfully normal people zip tied on the side of the road, sitting on a guardrail in a row 14:30 07 Oct 25 2.1M Views 5 Reposts 940 Quotes 42.2K 2,584 Bookmarks

More propaganda with painfully normal people zip-tied at the side of the road please, this will for sure convince the American people that you're the good guys

08.10.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 10287    πŸ” 2861    πŸ’¬ 354    πŸ“Œ 146

It really is staggering to see so many people willing to abandon our 249 year experiment in democracy for an increasingly unstable criminally convicted reality show charlatan.

06.10.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 16468    πŸ” 4079    πŸ’¬ 646    πŸ“Œ 186
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

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Federal Judge Blocks Trump’s Seizure of Oregon National Guard for Portland Deployment Read more here.

🚨BREAKING: A federal judge Saturday blocked President Donald Trump’s call-up of the National Guard for a deployment in Portland, saying Trump’s actions were based on false claims and undermined Oregon’s sovereignty. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

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a mascot in a suit and tie says it 's happening on a green background ALT: a mascot in a suit and tie says it 's happening on a green background
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We have elevated QB Tyler Huntley and DT C.J. Okoye from the practice squad for tomorrow’s game vs. Houston.

04.10.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my wife is a Cal fan and apparently this week they’re putting a β€œ59” on their football helmets to honor the 59 Nobel laureates tied to Cal in order to flex on Duke

this is maybe my favorite dunk anyone has ever done on Duke

04.10.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1425    πŸ” 147    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 51
Modern English - I Melt With You (Official Video)
YouTube video by 4AD Modern English - I Melt With You (Official Video)

#MusicChallenge
#KillerTunes

The Wicked Witch from the Wizard of Oz πŸ‘€

03.10.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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History repeats.

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Homeland Defender (Immigration Services
Officer)
DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
Citizenship and Immigration Services
Field Operations Directorate

Protect your homeland and defend your culture. Join USCIS, America's frontline defense against illegal foreign infiltration and fraud.
This entry-level role requires no college degree and offers up to $50,000 in signing and retention bonuses. If you're driven and ready to serve with pride, join USCIS and become a vital part of homeland security!

Homeland Defender (Immigration Services Officer) DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY Citizenship and Immigration Services Field Operations Directorate Protect your homeland and defend your culture. Join USCIS, America's frontline defense against illegal foreign infiltration and fraud. This entry-level role requires no college degree and offers up to $50,000 in signing and retention bonuses. If you're driven and ready to serve with pride, join USCIS and become a vital part of homeland security!

overt nazi language in this DHS job listing (which i’m told is for a low-level but important job in adjudicating immigration applications and requires knowledge of the law)

03.10.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2253    πŸ” 838    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 98
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Raskin: "It's not lost on anyone that shutting the government down allows them not swear in our new colleague, Ms Grijalva from Arizona, who would be the 218th signature to discharge the Epstein files and to put a vote on that on the House floor."

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Chart showing US soybean sales to China have dwindled to zero in May 2025

Chart showing US soybean sales to China have dwindled to zero in May 2025

the american century of Government Tofu is upon us

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Charlie Kirk died but Jimmy Kimmel is the one who came back after three days.

22.09.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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#veep #julialouisdreyfus

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84 years ago, a movie warned us about all of this.

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LOST writer-producer Damon Lindelof says he won’t work with Disney unless Kimmel js reinstated. I’m hearing other talent weighing similar pledges.

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Tim Walz: "I'll tell you what doesn't make people feel safe -- a tank next to Chipotle. It's stupid and it's for the cameras ... where are the 'don't tread on me' people?"

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@megrowler.fangraphs.com #orioles

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No directv stream. But it’s on now. Bizarre.

14.09.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now the game is on. So odd

14.09.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Wtf

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and this show somehow has advertisers

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Dude is flying his face at half staff for charlie

12.09.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 415    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4
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damn this is cold blooded

10.09.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 184    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

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