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A Seven-Layer Bean Dip of Horniness and Depression | he/him
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow &c
28.11.2023 05:00 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0More and more, December sneaks up on me and I figure out later and later every year which day of the week Trauma Day is.
I suppose that's healing, in a way.
Honestly I'm a bit let down...
But worse than a lack of good innuendo... I want nothing more than a REALLY good margherita pizza and there isn't one for probably 300 miles.
Oh damn, Italian Week is going to have a lot of jokes about cream filling and such, yes? ๐๐คฃ
28.11.2023 02:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Those grilled cheese burritos are an absolute triumph and I die a little every time I eat them.
28.11.2023 02:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0What would you have had from Taco Bell instead?
27.11.2023 23:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I haven't had my annual disappointment yet this year. I had Taco Bell instead.
27.11.2023 23:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It's just me and Monster Factory until 5 am I guess.
27.11.2023 07:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I did so much yardwork and yet I'm still awake. This bites. And not in the fun way.
27.11.2023 07:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0HONK
27.11.2023 03:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pffft, in a pinch nothin'
26.11.2023 18:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Crossword Hint: Lube, in a pinch Solution: spit
Puzzmo has the most consistently horny crosswords ๐ ๐ฉ
26.11.2023 17:38 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
The snowy peak of Mount Shasta, seen from the north in Weed, California.
This mountain
25.11.2023 00:34 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sorry I prefer CBT Music Factory ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
24.11.2023 17:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I know! Political influencers?! ๐ฅฑ๐คข
24.11.2023 04:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0!foryou
23.11.2023 21:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Awww c'mon, it's just the tip
23.11.2023 19:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'd like to keep my same dick though. Please?
23.11.2023 06:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I want to be a tiny gnome in an oversized bed.
23.11.2023 06:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0horny
23.11.2023 05:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Finished Scott Pilgrim last night. The more I've thought about it the more it makes sense because
(rot13 encoded spoiler below)
Fpbgg Cvytevz'f jbefg rarzl, rfcrpvnyyl va gur pbzvpf, vf uvzfrys.
Don't be silly, I always clean up my own jizz. I'm not a monster, just a pervert.
22.11.2023 15:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0*I*
am surprised
I've seen
A LOT
Here on Hatsune Miku's internet but
Wow ๐คฃ
Even for someone who has been online since like... 1995?
I'm shocked at the sheer magnitude of Minions-related porn out there.
I put the last of my leftover chili verde over rice and this was a grand plan
21.11.2023 20:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I still have chili verde leftovers for lunch today. That's pretty tight.
21.11.2023 16:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Read romance novels!!
They're not all Harlequin (but they can be, if you like!) and there's quite literally something for everyone's taste.
Might I suggest Delilah Green Doesn't Care by Ashley Herring Blake, or Kiss Her Once for Me by Alice Cochrun?
Subspace! Which given my proclivities now is EXTREMELY on brand.
I remember downloading the installer on a 14.4 mbps modem in 1996.
Or was that the 9600 baud? ๐ค
It took forever ๐
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SubSpac...
I keep thinking that the way the recruits treat one another, and how superior officers overlook the violence, is unrealistic...
And then I remember the American military exists. ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
I repeat motions, grasping from one ball to the next, keeping my eyes on the chains and nothing else.
I don't get it. I'm about 25% done and there's been one vaguely horny scene if you've never read a modem romance novel.
The writing is mostly dreadful, but some parts have been fun.
Lots of talk about balls where I'm at. Not the fun kind, though.
