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Tis the season of perpetually fixing parents’ Sonos

Don’t forget to tell everyone who didn’t ask what song you listened to most this year

We know you have the power to wear wide leg jeans, but do you also have the restraint not to

I can’t understand what’s being said on TV at full volume unless I have subtitles

I don’t think lip reading is real

One nation, under gout. #nokings

Okay

How many avatar movies do we have to do

Another day, another unspeakably boring episode of Andor

I can now tell you from experience that the Minecraft movie is not worth watching twice

No one really cares

You want something that acts on its own to pour red wine everywhere

…yes

That grandmother was a nightmare

Yes

Remember to leave space in your day for the New Yorker to remind you about its 100th anniversary.

The universe spared him so he could give us two seasons of “Hawkeye”

If someone commented on one of my Venmo transactions I would get a restraining order?

Hard to overstate how little I care about this

What does slammed mean exactly

Ah yes, the WFH Secretary of State

I feel like we’ve lowered standards for what is stunning or a rebuke but

Another thing we should be upset about is Pete Hegseth’s pocket square

Guernica by America #ukraine www.aldenleonard.com/illustration...

Do I have Apple TV

The Party of Lincoln? #illustration #trump

Whose ungodly idea was the HEIC image

Impossible to spell qeue

Well we aren’t GOING to get it.