Archimeda

This presidential term already feels like three years and it hasn't even finished year one.

For those asking why so many of us are focused on the SNAP situation and pushing to get the facts out… 42 million people losing access to food right before the holidays could cause chaos like this country’s never seen before. People deserve to know who’s really responsible.

ladies, the birth rate could be lower. let’s lock in and really focus.

sonic 06 is the only time i bought a game in-store and the guy selling it to me went

"dude, really? you sure?"

feel like that's something missing from digital distribution platforms

steam should throw up some "??? why?" graphics when you add a knowingly terrible game to your cart

A photo of an "I voted early" sticker.

HEY TEXANS

EARLY VOTING IS OPEN

GO DO IT

There's a ridiculous number of proposed *constitutional amendments* up for vote in this election, please don't sit it out.

Literally no line at the polling place by me - walked right in and had my ballot in less than a minute.

This is perfection.

So, what they're saying is that he was the one who set her on fire.

I can't do the first, but you're doing a great job and you got this! We all need a little extra encouragement even from people we don't even know.

Donate to Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer, organized by Rebecca Heineman I’m Rebecca Ann Heineman. The very first video game champion, creat… Rebecca Heineman needs your support for Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer

I’ve started a GoFundMe to help with my cancer battle gofund.me/6850175a3

For everyone saying political violence has no place in this country…

Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year.

And America shrugged and moved on.

It’s “What’s on your needles” week and I showed my cardigan last week so here’s my other main project I’m really enjoying! It’s the Magical Girl Transformation Scarf Signs by Katharina Kuntz! It’s my first real attempt at Double Knitting and I’m obsessed #knitsky #knitting #showmeyourknits

an alignment chart where the axes are CLUB/DUNGEON and DRACULA/CIRCUS

ok I synthesized a few ideas and I think I figured out how to explain basically all goth music

My son doesn’t eat fish. Any alternative? Replace him with a cat. Cats love fish.

What would you find if you looked deep inside the constellation that correlated with your zodiac sign? Swipe through to see what the Hubble Space Telescope found!

Credit: First image: T. Credner & S. Kohle, AlltheSky; Other images: NASA/ESA. 🔭 🧪

A "sudden and unprovoked attack"...

feels like this is about as provoked of an attack as you could imagine?

i don't give a flying fuck if Bluesky is an "echo chamber." i'm on here to shitpost and be self-absorbed and weird, not to earn a Boy Scout badge for "most meritorious use of social media" or whatever the hell these goofballs are on about.

do you have to send a picture of your tiny penis when applying to work for ICE or do they just take your word for it

Right?

A pencil drawing with dozens of cartoon cats of different shapes and sizes.

To quiet her mind before trying to go to sleep, my 10-year-old has been drawing a pile of cats--adding one new cat every night. ❤️🐈‍⬛️🐈

This government is fucking beyond disgusting.

Penguin looking through telephoto camera lense

Defence Ministry Update: Border surveillance has not detected any abnormal activity. We stand rock-hop-ready to rock, set to defend ourselves against all threats both foreign and domestic (elephant seals mainly)

‘Rhythm’ has two h’s and no vowels.

Just remember:

Rhythm
Helps
Your
Two
Hips
Move

Rhythm is also a dancer and a soul’s companion.