Shawn Pitz

An orange tabby cat laying on the top of a cat tower with his front legs hanging down over the edge while he stares into the camera.

Tater just being his ridiculous self.

Navy pilot, astronaut, Senator, wife almost killed and serious disabled from assassination attempt while she was a Congressperson, none of that matters to these corrupt chickenhawk fuckers

The price only seems excessive until you see all of the stuff inside of it that's included.

A gray tabby cat looking up at the ceiling with his mouth open.

Picture of Artie chirping at a light reflection on the ceiling.

Two cats napping on a bed. The gray tabby cat is stretched out on top of a blanket, and the orange tabby cat is curled up against a green sweatshirt.

Nap time is the best time.

A picture of an orange tabby cat. The cat is sitting on the floor facing away from the camera, and his legs are sticking out and his head is bent down so that it’s being blocked by his body. The end result looks like a lumpy orange blob with some paws sticking out of it.

Tater from a different angle.

A close up view of the face of a gray tabby cat as he drinks from a kitchen faucet. His tongue is out as he licks the water stream.

It’s early on a Monday morning, and Artie is already hard at work performing one of his most important jobs, drinking from the kitchen faucet.

This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for.

But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem

yeah sure, go for it

I don't know what that is?

An orange tabby cat is holding one of his paws up to his face while he licks it, with his eyes wide open.

Tater is half cat, half potato, and half alien.

A close up photo of an orange tabby cat and a squirrel inspecting each other very closely through a window.

Tater is good at making friends.

A gray tabby cat yawning big and you can see the roof of his mouth very well.

Artie’s big yawn

As your indie dev coach I’m going to make you run a few laps around the room every time you write a block of code that isn’t formatted the way I prefer.

A gray tabby cat sitting up on his back legs and playing with a colorful loop of string, while an orange tabby cat in the background is watching him

Tater watching Artie be silly.

An orange tabby cat sitting on the back of a couch and looking out a window.

Tater sitting at the window, pondering the great mysteries of the outdoors.

A gray tabby laying on top of his cat tower, with his front paws crossed.

This is Artie.

Orange tabby laying on his back.

Gray tabby cat hiding under a cushion.

A gray tabby cat laying on a kitchen floor, stretching out and reaching towards the camera.

Big stretch Artie.

It is ridiculous how cute those things are. Good job helping them!

An orange tabby cat laying on its back.

A closeup photo of an orange tabby cat licking his lips.

Tater closeup.

A gray tabby cat sleeping on a desk, curled up around the front of a keyboard.

Productivity is down for some reason.

We name our cats after vegetables.

A gray tabby cat popping out of a hole cut in the top of a bright orange box. He’s resting his paws on the box as he looks at something behind the camera.

Artie is so cute.

An orange tabby cat laying on the floor just relaxing with a sliver of sunbeam across his back leg.

Even when he’s relaxing, Tater is making more plans to be crazy.

A gray tabby cat walking on a bed while carrying a pair of blue socks in his mouth.

Crime report: Sock theft, suspect caught in the act.

Verdict: Guilty.

Sentence: 5 minutes of belly rubs.

A gray tabby cat laying in the ground with his front legs stretched out straight in front of him.

Artie’s front legs are approximately 600 feet long.

Happy Birthday pretty cat!

Two cats playing. A gray tabby cat is sitting in a box, looking up because he knows that an orange tabby cat is sitting on top of the box, plotting an attack.

Artie knows to always keep his eyes on Tater.