Will Templeton

@nershly.bsky.social damn, just saw you in the PMG vid, you are awesome and I'm sorry this is happening to you all

What a delicious piece of writing. I can just taste the mischievous satisfaction he had writing that second and third sentence.

F and M trains will swap routes between Manhattan and Queens starting in December 2025 We're making this change to improve reliability. Here's what you need to know about how your trip may change. New York City Transit

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already

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It's occurred to me that some people might be annoyed I haven't replied to DMs in the last six months. It's not you, it's just that the UK has forced me to give all my DNA to Epic Games if I want to reply

I think at this point I've just decided my next phone won't be Google. May not even be Android, although I think that'll be a lot trickier.

It's good that they've delayed GTA VI another six months, because that gives them extra time to ruin their reputation as much as possible.

Or if John Avocado is about to learn something about an unfortunate cognate

Episode 2.1 - Herman. Meaney and Llewellyn encounter another lost Lead, Herman, who immediately lands them in trouble with a gang of Space Pirates.

Episode 2.1 Guest Cast: Daniel Ross, Roger Craig Smith, Dave Fennoy, Jason Marnocha, Grey DeLisle, and Ryan Bartley.

First episode, second season… third wheel? Meet Herman! Our season 2 premiere OUT NOW! #audiodrama

*whispers* None of the royals deserve their titles. 🤫🫢

I don't have TikTok but if you scroll down on this page it's there, no idea what it leads to www.tiktok.com/discover/tum...

Yeah this isn't it. I did find a Google Image result for an Instagram crosspost to TikTok but it doesn't lead anywhere.

One day all the LLMs simultaneously start to hallucinate a major news event which never occurred

a personal GOAT, one of the best to ever do it, my GOTY in 2020. get it.

Boycott anything Harry Potter. It's incredibly easy to do

I finally understand your username.

I've had a weird visceral reaction to this, like I was offended on the raccoon's behalf. I think in my internal logic, they're not animals, but people.

I'm looking forward to the Who's On First moments in the election coverage

I have now done this. Heed my recommendations or perish

It reminds me a lot of that horror concept of monsters hiding in saccades

Funny story about that, actually

God I can not wait for this. Season 1 was fantastic. I'm going to have to relisten again over the next week.

Eight Sleep adds ‘outage mode’ to smart beds after AWS problems left them frozen Eight Sleep became No Sleep

People are talking about this as an AWS or centralization issue, but really it's a symptom of a different problem of software resilience much bigger than Amazon: Almost no software of any kind accounts for the possibility that it wouldn't be successfully connected to the internet all the time.

My mum once had a lovely conversation with a stranger and came away telling me about the hockey team she'd learned about, the Toronto Make-Believes

Cannae mind the last time I was in a supermarket and didnae hear like ten different folk going "Oh fuck sake" at the price of something.

what do you mean, hot tubs still exist

Help This Trans Person Wipe the Floor with his Cis Competition You obviously want to support transgender people, especially transgender people in sport during this period when soon, we will once again no longer be allowed on the field. I’m asking that you plea…

On Wed, I leave for my final competition of the year (and maybe ever as there is a chance they revoke my Therapeutic Use Exemption next year; they are changing the rules). Today, I start the hours-long process of packing.

Anyway! Care to support this trans athlete?

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A picture of a foggy street

Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

This is one of the things I am so angry at the media about, the way that ordinary journalists went along with their absolutely frothing at the mouth colleagues and never thought to go "Uhhh, your friends are trying to change the law, does that not make YOU the activists?"

If they were posting as children like we were they'd learn simply to shut up when called out on it