Can You Strangle The Horse?

Screenshot of the armoury in Blue Prince. A shield with a Knight chess piece is on the wall, its noble neck devoid of good, honest, stranglin' hands

You cannot strangle the horse in Blue Prince

The Prince of all the Cosmos approaches a horse, not to strangle, but to engulf, in this Katamari Damacy screenshot

You cannot strangle a horse in Katamari Damacy

@canyoustranglehrse.bsky.social I can confirm that you cannot strangle the horse in Barbie Horse Adventures.

The Boss is riding, instead of strangling, her horse in this Metal Gear Solid 3 screenshot

You cannot strangle the horse in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

A weird looking, yet thoroughly unstrangled, horse stands before some sort of stranglenot videogame character in this Lost Kingdom's screenshot

You cannot strangle the horse in Lost Kingdoms

M Bison turns his back on a horse instead of strangling it in this screenshot from a Street Fighter 6 trailer

You cannot strangle the horse in Street Fighter 6

A screenshot from Bloodborne, one of the best games ever. In it, the hunter (who is doing NO strangling whatsoever) is facing off against an absolutely BOLLOCKSED horse in the form of Ludwig the Holy Blade. Ludwig, while utterly buggered as far as horses go, remains unstrangled.

You cannot strangle the horse in Bloodborne

A pixellated yet unstrangled Trojan horse faces a red biplane with a hook, but no gumption, in this screenshot from the underrated side-scrolling arcade game Boogie Wings

You cannot strangle the horse in Boogie Wings (also known as The Great Ragtime Show)

The unstrangled Sleipnir, ridden by the cowardly and unstrangling Odin, stands facing Quistis, Squall, and Irvine, none of whom are doing any bloody strangling, in this screenshot from Final Fantasy 8.

You cannot strangle the horse in Final Fantasy 8

If only there was a game where you COULD strangle the horse. I bet that would be the best game ever.

A calm and pixellated horse with a flower behind its ear remains completely unstrangled in this Stardew Valley screenshot

You cannot strangle the horse in Stardew Valley

A blue and unstrangleable horse is pictured with its cowardly, unstrangling rider blue sky in this screenshot from Pocket Card Jockey

You cannot strangle the horse in Pocket Card Jockey

Torrent the unstrangleable horse is pictured with its cowardly, unstrangling rider against a cloudy sky and rocky ground in this screenshot from Elden Ring

You cannot strangle the horse in Elden Ring