Alan Stumbles Through Life

it's not because garbage played last night

"look at the tv" glad that's where the president gets his information

Getting real fuckin tired of spending a quarter of a grand on groceries each fuckin week.

We need to do this

Covid caused transgender. True story.

I think this is the pink pony club.

Fuckin kids these days

Concert etiquette is dead

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

Exactly

Love how the Community America Credit Union commercial has to show Bobby Witt's billboard before showing him since no one would know who the fuck he is.

Happy Royel Otis Day, Kansas City

Fucking gross

Someone nuke our country and put myself and us out of our misery.

I've been radio silent for reasons but WTF is this and just lemme know when the civil war starts because his own fucking party sure as shit isn't going to impeach him for it.

Never seen them. Good luck

I know that place

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Blink 182 and wet leg

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I may or may not be flying first class from Chicago to Atlanta

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👀 Off to Denver for Coheed. Ok. Bye.

Ah. Football. Where's it's acceptable to hear, "that's just a man finishing another man."

I'm gonna have to go this year

Congrats to Jalen Daniels for completing a drive. May his back last for the rest of them. #kufball

Oh fuck yes. Goldeneye is playing in 4k at Screenland next month.

I'm not sure what you are looking for but here is what we have going in KC.