@dilfmage.bsky.social
matty - (he/him/his) ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐งธ in Los Angeles.
I have been waiting for this to opennnn
I donโt have enough patience for a line tho ๐
These were all taken hours apart
03.02.2026 03:44 โ ๐ 50 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Inhaled a clump of rice at dinner and saw my life flash before my eyes but these peppers and cucumbers were ๐ฅ
03.02.2026 03:39 โ ๐ 29 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Itโs in my best interest to adopt 6 dependents ASAP
02.02.2026 22:35 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0
Our fed tax owed tripled lol ๐บ๐ธ๐ธ๐ชฆ
02.02.2026 21:41 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1Gave Project Gorgon a shot and thereโs good bones and really fun systems - but horrendous optimization and memory usage issues when there are more than 10 players on the screen. Iโd say check it out if you like RuneScape or old school MMOs, but let it cook for a bit longer first
02.02.2026 00:04 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The newest is Lort
01.02.2026 23:14 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Beautiful wordcraft
01.02.2026 20:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I do my best
There are a lot of tools you can get at beauty shops - almost like a loofah with a handle but itโs not porous
Yes! I have a filtered showerhead if that makes it better
01.02.2026 17:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You can really get in there
01.02.2026 17:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ya I got a waterproof case mount ๐
01.02.2026 17:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
๐ชฅ๐ฆท๐ฟ
01.02.2026 17:34 โ ๐ 286 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0My answer would change multiple times a week (day even) but I think if I had to lock in this would be a solid choice
01.02.2026 16:55 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I think Iโd pick this (grilled cheese burrito @ Taco Bell because Iโm gluttonous and greedy)
01.02.2026 16:52 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0If it was balanced and nutritionally complete with no change to flavor or texture what would be the only thing you eat? You have to pick 1
01.02.2026 16:50 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 1I will be a canes hater until I die
01.02.2026 07:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Me trying to get my friends to spend $7.99 on a friendslop game we will play for 3 hours and never touch again
01.02.2026 05:30 โ ๐ 25 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
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01.02.2026 04:57 โ ๐ 80 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0
Pardon the pose but Iโm excited about replacing my gym clothes with L instead of 2X
01.02.2026 04:48 โ ๐ 269 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 11 ๐ 0
Grilllin
01.02.2026 02:12 โ ๐ 34 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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31.01.2026 19:54 โ ๐ 89 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Anyway after playing with transmog situations and narcissus for 2 hours I figured it out
29.01.2026 07:17 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
New update clearing all transmogs brings me back to when we just looked ugly and dealt with it
29.01.2026 04:02 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Moving within walking distance of a gay bar AFTER I stopped drinkingโฆinteresting how things happen (I still have fun with my tonic and lime ๐)
29.01.2026 03:20 โ ๐ 23 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Sorry girl I only have the capacity for one crisis a day
29.01.2026 03:03 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Only 4โ7โ ๐
29.01.2026 03:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 05โ11โ barefoot and naked
29.01.2026 02:54 โ ๐ 35 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0
