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Christina Elisa

@asterialuna24.bsky.social

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Jake Tapper's book is nothing more than the corporate media trying to shift the blame for 2024 off themselves. Unsure how people can't see this.

24.05.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 18309    πŸ” 3812    πŸ’¬ 790    πŸ“Œ 195
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Harvard's Sidechat. Who agrees?

23.05.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 24914    πŸ” 5223    πŸ’¬ 1285    πŸ“Œ 457
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Class and dignity in everything.

19.05.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 53609    πŸ” 7140    πŸ’¬ 1481    πŸ“Œ 452
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πŸ›‹οΈ

17.05.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4193    πŸ” 1132    πŸ’¬ 119    πŸ“Œ 135
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Anyone πŸ˜” #freeluigi #luigimangione #demilovato #help

13.05.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I only need 5 minutes to complete my financial disclosures every year cause I own zero stocks. The same should be true for all members of Congress. We must ban Congressional stock trading.

15.05.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 17542    πŸ” 3071    πŸ’¬ 305    πŸ“Œ 100

So glad to see you tweeting about it. That’s really gonna fix the fucking problem. πŸ‘πŸ»

13.05.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear White Women,

Are you ready to FULL-ON Karen ICE agents in your community?

DEMAND to see the manager? DEMAND to see the warrant? Ask them if they know WHO they’re talking to? FILM it all?

No. Really.
Are you ready to do this?

Our job is to spend our privilege - EVERYWHERE it is useful.

11.05.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5456    πŸ” 1561    πŸ’¬ 229    πŸ“Œ 146
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the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

08.05.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 33742    πŸ” 5552    πŸ’¬ 524    πŸ“Œ 316

When did we lose a THIRD one??

08.05.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
laura loomer tweet: WOKE MARXIST POPE

laura loomer tweet: WOKE MARXIST POPE

Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a

08.05.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 32879    πŸ” 6661    πŸ’¬ 1501    πŸ“Œ 728
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CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."

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Hard to argue…

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White House chronicles

07.05.2025 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 9448    πŸ” 2046    πŸ’¬ 301    πŸ“Œ 151
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We know exactly how you feel, Carney.

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πŸ˜•

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tweet from Chicago Trib reporter Rick Pearson: Advisory from IL Dem Gov JB Pritzker’s office on planned Wednesday visit of Homeland Security Secy Kristi Noem to Springfield: β€œWe would urge all pet owners in the region to make sure all of your beloved animals are under watchful protection while the Secretary is in the region.”

Can't really think of any Kristi Noem erotica nothing slays horniness faster than Mar-A-Lago face, which is like you took your hands, smush the facial features until their wee tines like Charlie Kirkβ€”also supremely unfuckableβ€”and then add enough lip filler to stuff a narwhal. Anyway, sorry about ruining your sex life.

tweet from Chicago Trib reporter Rick Pearson: Advisory from IL Dem Gov JB Pritzker’s office on planned Wednesday visit of Homeland Security Secy Kristi Noem to Springfield: β€œWe would urge all pet owners in the region to make sure all of your beloved animals are under watchful protection while the Secretary is in the region.” Can't really think of any Kristi Noem erotica nothing slays horniness faster than Mar-A-Lago face, which is like you took your hands, smush the facial features until their wee tines like Charlie Kirkβ€”also supremely unfuckableβ€”and then add enough lip filler to stuff a narwhal. Anyway, sorry about ruining your sex life.

lmao

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Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.

They graded it.

Bwahahaha.

07.05.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 45359    πŸ” 13008    πŸ’¬ 2210    πŸ“Œ 1916

My dogs 🐢

06.05.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any President that thinks following the Constitution isn't "necessary" should be impeached and removed from office immediately.

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A four-pack of Bob Uecker-branded Usinger’s hot dogs

A four-pack of Bob Uecker-branded Usinger’s hot dogs

β€œTake and eat; this is my body.” - The Ueckarist

04.05.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 12716    πŸ” 1665    πŸ’¬ 392    πŸ“Œ 122
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Keep Doing Your Jobs 60 Minutes!!!

02.05.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 13730    πŸ” 3040    πŸ’¬ 340    πŸ“Œ 159
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πŸ—£οΈ DO YOU WANT TO BE NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR??!?

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