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First mission in #OuterWorlds2 is to find your zoom login, fuck off.

I release this #Tubi slogan into the public domain:

* Tubi: These Tekken films aren’t going to stream themselves

In 2025 my phone and my laptop use the same plug.

Shame about everything else going on but at least I have this.

"Do you like that baby?"

"Cool, thanks for asking. I checked around, and yeah there’s pretty strong evidence that I don't like it."

That's the best part, hunger pains are free!

I say this with respect - #GetdownServices is like Flight of the Conchords was a spin-off from the UK TV series #Shameless.

*Exuberant Salesman* -

Did you know that Mad Magazine was the "memes" for more than half a century?

What do I mean?

This slide-show should answer all your questions.

They Live (1998) had butthole eye aliens

#consume #obey #sleep

David Hasslehoff in a promotional photograph sitting on the hood of K.I.T.T., he is looking and giving a thumbs up in a way that makes it look like it's directed at someone behind the camera - in my opinion. His eyes and thumbs-up should be directed towards the camera for this to be an effective photograph

"David! For the last time, not at me, at the camera!"

Polydactyly hip-hop rap anthem: "I got six on it"

This reminds me of my planet.

When my software goes to update the Red Tron guards always crack yo-momma's-firmware-so-old jokes for like 20 minutes

… have a good day Officer. 😭😭😭

Despite some missteps early on, RFKjr is lining the stars up for my next pandemic picks: airborne super rabies + Mega AIDS for white people

I Zoltraak’d him plenty of times before, he ain’t never died on me.

Early minecraft script draft

Box art for the Fallout DLC "Far Harbor" set on a foggy island

I loved that DLC

❗️

Flavor blasted with authentic buffalo juice

Every time one of my pets yawn I tap the tip of their tongue for good luck.

0x90

we thank you for your whatever.

*faint sounds of beat boxing*

Louis C.K. vibes

DIG YOUR PRIZES FROM THE BASE OF FRED’S SKULL

“Yeah, it’s just a bunch of stupid flowers reflecting the eyes of god or something, Jesus Christ, whatever. Nature is cool you guys.”

- Teenage John Muir

#isekai idea: Reincarnated as a brick.

A crafty brick navigates a new world full of magic and wonderment.

You cannot stop: operation lightsaber dick

What fun!